Yumm..now this is most definately....

bigdog is a vegetarian....


bigdog finds said cow cute....


bigdog does not find said cow tasty....


bigdog will admit though he is willing to grill a steak for his german shepard....

 

a jelly donut?
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mmmmmmmmmmm veal

 

Jack Sprat could eat no fat
his wife could eat no lean,
between the two of them
they licked the plate quite clean

 

I sat at the bar of a restaurant the other night, enjoying veal and pasta and some college do-gooder vegetarian was sitting next to me, asking me if I knew what was done to calfs in order to yield good veal... I said, "Yes, I do... They look them in a tiny, dark room so they can't move or see... Reminds me of my childhood - maybe that's why I enjoy eating it so much..."

She didn't say another word for the rest of the time I was there...

 

Quick hijack: We got smoking/non smoking in restaurants...
Will it soon be meat/no meat sections?
hijack over.

 

haha. You should have told her that after dinner you were gonna go club some seals.

 

a big fat tasty treat you can tear into.....and for obvious reasons I liked the pic....

 

I asked her if she owned any leather products - shoes, jacket, gloves, handbag, etc. - or if she used lipstick... She got all offended like I was trying to outsmart her or something... As I got up to leave, she had just finished a call on her cell phone... I leaned over to her and said, "You do know that cell phone antennae are made from the bone marrow of dead fetuses, right...?"

 

LOL, I can see the signs to entice vegetarians to sit in the "veggie section":

"Beat the meat!"

 

When I was in college, I dated a girl that was a Vegan

Just to irritate her I would say I was a Meagan

Meagan's:
Only eat meat
Only wear leather and fur

The Meagan Slogan was "make love, not salads"

 

You should have hit him with this "famous" quote NNO
Do-gooder pecker necks
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Carby - next time some sissy asks if you know about veal-raising - get all enthusiasic about your calfskin leather goods.

 

Only way to complete the scene would be to light up a giant cigar afterwards and start blowing smoke at her table...

 

heh, i've killed more of my own meals than most people i suspect, so i have some intimate details to share if they would like to know.

when a vego is present, i make sure to order a meal that requires at least two separate animals to die to make it. that's why i love cæser salad... pig, chicken, chicken-foetus, and fish. (and the added bonus that the chicken and the egg may have been mother/daughter )

and yes, it does taste better when you pulled it's guts out yourself.

 

pig is a caeser salad??? do you get bacon bits on it?

 

full rashers if you get a good one. go have one, you'll love it.

 

This is genius. Just genius. Why can't I think up this stuff?

I would just default to lowest common denominator with "Well, I've got a piece of meat right here that could make us both happy... and it's recyclable"

 

Don't let that thing move. Can't have the meat getting all tough.

 

on a semi-related note: http://www.ferrarichat.com/forum/showthread.php?t=51499

 

I'm getting hungry now

 

me too, 9:30am here, got sleep in my eyes and want blood in my mouth.

 

Oh, there so many punchlines to that comment.....