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Discussion in 'Canada' started by stax, May 23, 2005.

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  1. Bubba12345

    Bubba12345 Karting

    Jan 15, 2009
    80
    Toronto
    Full Name:
    Wayne
    Looking at http://www.torontogasprices.com/ there's some localized competition on St. Clair W. (if that's where you're talking about) due to Cango and Pioneer. Competition or the big guys are squeezing out their competition depending who is setting the lower prices.
     
  2. ClassicFerrari

    ClassicFerrari F1 World Champ
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    Jan 7, 2004
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    I didnt know abuot the gas prices but thanks for the tip.

    I'll take a guess. Those who know the area know that St.Clair from Yonge Road ALLLL the way west to Keele has been a complete nitemare. I have to avoid it like the plague many times. What happens is that the businesses suffer hard and I know that for a fact. This is all due to the STUPID and very controversial divider they are making so the TTC red rockets can scoot along St. Clair in their own lane and save one second. Think i'm lying? Look at the news.

    The little guys on St.Clair are taking a beating. So perhaps the gas prices are low to get people to come up? Who knows. Either way I wanted to vent about St.Clair and that stupid project :D
     
  3. LambogatiINC

    LambogatiINC Formula 3

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    Just move into the 905!!
    3 Lanes each way everywhere ;)
     
  4. Shemmer

    Shemmer Formula Junior

    Jul 8, 2007
    623
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    Rob
    You know I drive through there often and I cant believe what some of those businesses are going through. What a disaster, 1 in 3 stores are out of business through that stretch. How long is it going to take?
     
  5. Shemmer

    Shemmer Formula Junior

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    #4680 Shemmer, Oct 12, 2009
    Last edited: Oct 12, 2009
    Too many shemms up there.
    No offence to anyone since I have family up there. LOL
     
  6. ClassicFerrari

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    *Sigh* :(

    :)
     
  7. ClassicFerrari

    ClassicFerrari F1 World Champ
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    It is sad. If you read the reasoning behind this dedicated street car lane it just gives me the chills. They say it literally only shaves off a few seconds. So these guys are spending 50 plus million to do all this? It's INSANE going through St.Clair...these businesses are dying and it's sad. Many old school mom and pop shops etc.
     
  8. Shemmer

    Shemmer Formula Junior

    Jul 8, 2007
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    Rob
    Like Toronto doesn't have it's fair share of shems.
     
  9. ClassicFerrari

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    What's a shem anyway? Seriously :)
     
  10. Shemmer

    Shemmer Formula Junior

    Jul 8, 2007
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    Rob
    A "Shemm" or shemo in Italian means crazy. Tu sei shemo. Translation: you are crazy.
    To be "Shemm" is to be crazy. To be "Shemmer" is to be crazier. To be "Shemness" is to be of total crazy-ness (if that's even a word).
    After being repeatedly being called shemmo's in our younger years we've become accustomed with the term and embraced it. We even refer to our children as little shems or shemi (plural form). It's an Italian thing. My wife who's Portuguese is sometimes referred to as a shemarella. She has been made aware of it's usage, variations and terminology.
    Our kids sometimes refer to some of their friends as "shems" as they have also been made aware of it's meaning and usage.
    Everywhere we look we're surrounded by shems.

    I hope this clears things up a little. If others would like to add to this please feel free to do so.

    Shemmer
     
  11. ClassicFerrari

    ClassicFerrari F1 World Champ
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    Ok, the Shem story is cool and all....but THIS is the real deal :D:D:D
     
  12. Shemmer

    Shemmer Formula Junior

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    #4687 Shemmer, Oct 13, 2009
    Last edited by a moderator: Sep 7, 2017
    I thought you'd get a kick out of that. She wants to take me to Portugal next year. I'd love to go. I've been telling her to take me there for years.
    She's a star by the way.

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  13. LambogatiINC

    LambogatiINC Formula 3

    Aug 14, 2004
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    Lol! Now that I know what a Shemm is I have to agree :), but you get use to it lol!

    Ah Vasco, I know it's the last thing on earth you'd do!


    In all seriousness, personally I think the street cars are a waste of money for this city, dumping millions of dollars in buses that are limited in movement and require constant servicing (track or wires, etc) is just stupid. Maybe it has a history behind it, I don't know, but that's a cash cow that needs to be delt with, and I don't even take the bus!

    I also just read that the TTC is now fining people for rude behaviour? Putting their feet up on other seats ($170 fine plus $35 "victim fee") and fake passes ($395 fine plus $75 victim fee) amongst other things.
     
  14. LambogatiINC

    LambogatiINC Formula 3

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    Nice!
     
  15. starboy444

    starboy444 F1 Veteran

    Oct 7, 2006
    7,265
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    I noticed the mayhem has been in construction for 3 years now! I feel bad for all the stores which are losing drive-in business from customers. Although many locals can walk to the stores, its simply not enough to survive.

    No matter what time of the day on St Clair.... the cafe's and soccer sports bars are always filled with construction workers having a coffee and cigarette!!
     
  16. PureEuroM3

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    Jan 31, 2006
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    Thomas
    You are welcome :)
     
  17. Westworld

    Westworld Three Time F1 World Champ
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    #4692 Westworld, Jan 28, 2010
    Last edited: Jan 28, 2010
    A year and about a half later year, has that condo been sold? Toronto is getting rather ritzy (no pun intended) with the Ritz-Carlton, Trump, Shangri-La, and Four Seasons set to open in the next one to three years or so. I've seen pics of the Ritz-Carlton going up, and it looks quite nice. (BTW, love the jealous comments on that article.)

    Looking at the Bice site, what a beautiful restaurant. Hope the food is as good as the decor.
     
  18. F355_guy

    F355_guy Karting

    Jun 26, 2004
    206
    Rob, I take it that you may be barese ( Bari, Italy ) region as that slang word is from that region.....

    Cheers, Nick
     
  19. starboy444

    starboy444 F1 Veteran

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    Don't be fooled by all the 'glitz and glamour' of these condos.........they have all been delayed in recent years because of the credit crisis and international markets. Most of them have been shrunk by a few floors, and had to be redesigned with more affordable units.

    Prices have been going up way too fast in Toronto, I am a 'somewhat' real estate expert and I can honestly say that there is a "mini bubble"' happening now. Be careful, because now is NOT the time to buy. Many of these overpriced condos and homes in the city are way over valued, and continue to increase in price despite the poor economy. This is not correct.......but all the Real Estate 'agents' and mortgage brokers will convince you otherwise......!
     
  20. Westworld

    Westworld Three Time F1 World Champ
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    I mostly focusing on the four main luxury hotel-condo projects, which are still pretty tall.
     
  21. Shemmer

    Shemmer Formula Junior

    Jul 8, 2007
    623
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    Rob
    Nope from Abruzzo.
     
  22. wrs46

    wrs46 Formula 3

    May 19, 2005
    1,395
    QC, CANADA (&CH, &F)
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    TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
    1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
    2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
    3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
    4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
    5. Weed.


    TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
    1. Big rock between you and B.C.
    2. Ottawa who?
    3. Tax is 5% instead of the approximately 200% it is for the rest of the country.
    4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
    5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
    6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.


    TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
    1. You never run out of wheat.
    2. Your province is really easy to draw.
    3. You can watch the dog run away from home for 3 days.
    4. People will assume you live on a farm.
    5. Daylight savings time? Who the hell needs that!


    TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
    1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
    2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
    3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
    4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
    5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.


    TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
    1. You live in the centre of the universe.
    2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
    3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
    4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.


    TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
    1. Racism is socially acceptable.
    2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
    3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
    4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo %*#!%!"


    TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
    1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
    2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
    3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick.
    4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.


    TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
    1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
    2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
    3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money..


    TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
    1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island , you still got the big, new bridge.
    2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
    3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
    4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
    5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
    6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.


    TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
    1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
    2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
    3. The workday is about two hours long.
    4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding.

    Pass this along to Canadians who need a laugh and foreigners
    who can learn something about Canada and then enjoy a good chuckle.

    Let's face it: Canadians are a rare breed.

    The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

    50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
    · Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    · Canadians plant gardens.


    35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
    · Italian Cars won't start
    · Canadians drive with the windows down

    32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
    · American water freezes
    · Canadian water gets thicker.

    0° Fahrenheit (-17..9° C)
    · New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
    · Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

    -60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
    · Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
    · Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

    -109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C)
    · Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice..
    · Canadians pull down their earflaps.

    -173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
    · Ethyl alcohol freezes.
    · Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

    -459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C)
    · Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
    · Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

    -500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
    · Hell freezes over.
    · The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup
     
  23. ClassicFerrari

    ClassicFerrari F1 World Champ
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    Heh, nice. I can argue some of those and perhaps add a few more. But that's funny :)
     
  24. UpNorth

    UpNorth Formula 3
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    Sep 30, 2006
    1,767
    Quebec, Canada
    Full Name:
    Francois
    I like that :D
     

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