Bolts to the kitchen to fire up the popcorn machine....:-)
Yep. And “that is so unfair of you. when do I get to go away for a week*?” *I’d happily send her off somewhere, anywhere away for a week. She’d never do it because it would mean relinquishing control.
Should come with me on the GG....put the band back together and travel in the one car ..share the drive .
You need some wife training advice. Start by buying her and her mother/best mate tickets for 2 or 3 nights at a spa. Gaia is a good example - Mrs KIAI loves it. You look after the family chores and she has a totally indulgent time. https://www.gaiaretreat.com.au/ Next time around treat her to a 4 night visit and voila - your GG week is a done deal
Last time I bought mine 2 tickets to the cricket and a case of beer...Took a mate and we had a great time....