...nobody gives a flying **** about my latest gas tank/fuel pump problem.
Nah, who gives a **** about an old POS that will always be an old POS. I guess that's why I brought it.
Oh go ahead, unload your troubles here, we'll listen attentively, give you some useless advice on how to proceed, maybe toss a couple inane musical references your way and then, without a hint of sarcasm say, "Oh, hey, when did you come back??" D