I will PM my account in the Cayman Islands,money up front,no refund.Give me a few hours to set up a company name and open an account.
Sounds like it is safe for a while longer. No grubby hands with a can of paint stripper in sight yet..... CH
Alright, I've had it. This thread is closed. I mean shut down. No more posts and I mean it. Stop immediately.
The owner has asked me to handle the sale of the car,please contact me direct on wwwbrokerferrariphonecall10%.com.au
I nominate this thread as the longest running "Closed Thread" in f-chat history. Pretty soon Andales79 will be back.
M: Ah. I'd like to have a europa, please. R: Certainly sir. Have you been to Basilicata before? M: No, I haven't, this is my first time. R: I see. Well, do you want to have just one europa, or were you thinking of buying the whole collection? M: Well, what is the cost? R: Well, It's one million euro, but only twenty five milion euros for the lot. M: Well, I think it would be best if I perhaps started off with just the one and then see how it goes. R: Fine. Well, I'll see who's free at the moment. Pause R: Ahh yes, Try Mr. Andales; room 12. M: Thank you. (Walks down the hall. Opens door.) Q: WHAT DO YOU WANT? M: Well, I was told outside that... Q: Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings! M: What? Q: Shut your festering gob, you [ ]! Your type really makes me [ ], you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!! M: Look, I CAME HERE FOR A EUROPA, I'm not going to just stand...!! Q: OH, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse. M: Oh, I see, well, that explains it. Q: Ah yes, you want room 12A, Just along the corridor. M: Oh, Thank you very much. Sorry. Q: Not at all. M: Thank You. (Under his breath) Stupid git!! (Walk down the corridor) M: (Knock) A: Come in. M: Ah, Is this the right room for an europa? A: I told you once. M: No you haven't. A: Yes I have. M: When? A: Just now. M: No you didn't. A: Yes I did. M: You didn't A: I did! M: You didn't! A: I'm telling you I did! M: You did not!! A: Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a one million euro europa or the full collection? M: Oh, just the europa. A: Ah, thank you. Anyway, I did. M: You most certainly did not. A: Look, let's get this thing clear; I quite definitely told you. M: No you did not. A: Yes I did. M: No you didn't. A: Yes I did. M: No you didn't. A: Yes I did. M: No you didn't. A: Yes I did. M: You didn't. A: Did. M: Oh look, this isn't any way to sell a europa. A: Yes it is. M: No it isn't. It's just contradiction. A: No it isn't. M: It is! A: It is not. M: Look, you just contradicted me. A: I did not. M: Oh you did!! A: No, no, no. M: You did just then. A: Nonsense! M: Oh, this is futile! A: No it isn't. M: I came here for a nice, original europa. A: No you didn't; no, you came here for an argument. M: An argument isn't just contradiction. A: It can be. M: No it can't. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition. A: No it isn't. M: Yes it is! It's not just contradiction. A: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position. M: Yes, but that's not just saying 'No it isn't.' A: Yes it is! M: No it isn't! M: Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes. (short pause) A: No it isn't. M: It is. A: Not at all. M: Now look. A: (Rings bell) Good Morning. M: What? A: That's it. Good morning. M: I was just getting interested. A: Sorry, the five minutes is up. M: That was never five minutes! A: I'm afraid it was. M: It wasn't. Pause A: I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you the europa anymore. M: What?! A: If you want me to go on negotiating, you'll have to pay for another five minutes. M: Yes, but that was never five minutes, just now. Oh come on! A: (Hums) M: Look, this is ridiculous. A: I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to send you the pictures unless you've paid! M: Oh, all right. (pays money) A: Thank you. short pause M: Well? A: Well what? M: That wasn't really a picture of the car, just now. A: I told you, I'm not allowed to email unless you've paid. M: I just paid! A: No you didn't. M: I DID! A: No you didn't. M: Look, I don't want to argue about that. A: Well, you didn't pay. M: Aha. If I didn't pay, why are you emailing? I Got you! A: No you haven't. M: Yes I have. If you're emailing, I must have paid. A: Not necessarily. I could be trolling in my spare time. M: Oh I've had enough of this. A: No you haven't. M: Oh Shut up. Again, with apologies to Monty Python's Flying Circus
Priceless, but probably an easier negotiation than with the actual purported friend of the alleged seller...
410 SA: Priceless, but probably an easier negotiation than with the actual purported friend of the alleged seller... ROFLMAO Now THAT'S funny! We better be careful, his legal representation is probably Kramer's lawyer on Seinfeld- Jackie Childs; "Ladies and Gentlemen of the Supposed Jury..." "These attacks against my client of Fchat are egregious, outrageous, Preposterous!"
GOOD GRIEF. 5 minutes after I posted, my power went out. 12 hours later, power was back, but no internet. Internet is now back, thread is now closed. DM