Hey Doc, I saw you reference this wonderful service in another, recent thread... I decided that I should really take advantage of your generosity. So I've dropped trou, and as soon as I hit "Submit Reply", I'll assume the position. But can you hurry up and diagnose me? The library will only allow me to use this internet terminal for another 10 minutes.
Dave, I guess I should have made it clear. YOU DO NOT NEED TO INSERT THE MOUSE IN YOUR RECTUM. Sorry for shouting. Anyway, your prostate shows strong manly tendencies with a long life line. Just make sure you empty that puppy frequently, you know.....for your health!! Doctor's ORDERS!! NEXT!
I've been watching this thread for a while. First time I saw it, I thought, nah, it isn't going to last. Little did I know. Art
Art, I'm sorry, I'm getting mixed signals here.... is that your face or your... oh never mind... NEXT! Addendum; Lord, I hope that wasn't actionable.
I've seen a lot of interesting things up people's rectums (as a Radiologist) but never a computer mouse. Hey UroTrash, if you need any radiology back-up with your diagnoses, give me a shout. NEXT!
What a relief! I'll know for next time. Luckily, the library still uses corded mice, so it was easily removed. I don't know what I would have done if it was a wireless mouse!
It's almost been a year since this thread was started, is it time for everybody to come back for the annual checkup?
uro, my beautiful round firm as$ is against the monitor, i am however very gasy today and my testicles are about the size of 2 softballs, they my be in the way.
Sorry, Dom. clinic closed. You can buy my book "How to Examine Your own Prostate and Influence People" at Amazon.