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Will Venus and Matt find ? She cries out for attention......

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  1. allanlambo

    allanlambo F1 Rookie

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    Will Venus and Matt find ♥♥♥♥? She cries out for attention......
     
  2. venusone

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    1. His daddy has more money than God.
    2. He has a discreet relationship w/ the CEO of Ferrari of North America.
    3. He has a slimy line & too much time on his hands (no real job).

    How do you vote?

    Yeah, this is directly Ferarri Chat related.
     
  3. El Wayne

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    All of the above!
     
  4. venusone

    venusone F1 Rookie

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    Glad you agree. But I'd like to hear details on #2.
     
  5. GrigioGuy

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    You didn't know????

    Wayne is just one of Rob's split personalities. He's sort of the good cop to Rob's bad cop, or vice-versa (I forget). You've seen Identity, right? Just like that
     
  6. Horsefly

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  7. MarkPDX

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    #7 MarkPDX, May 11, 2005
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    Good cop bad cop? I thought it was to cover up all those "sailor" pictures......
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  8. El Wayne

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    Hey Mark, what kind of dressing do you like on your salad?
     
  9. MarkPDX

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    #9 MarkPDX, May 11, 2005
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  10. FarmerDave

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    LOL, now Rob's alternate personalities are talking about Rob's other personalities! ;)
     
  11. wax

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  12. darth550

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    There's nothing wrong with it if you cant see land!!! ;)
     
  13. Etcetera

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    He became a mod because he has the hottest man-muffins this side of LaFUN2.

    Seriously though, you should google his name, then you will come to understand The Man, he who is The Benevolent Authoritarian Archivist of Arcane Ferrari Knowledge, the man we all know as...

    Luigi Wayne Ausbrooks
    .


    Hint: His grandfather, Lucca Wilford Ausbrooks, was the right-hand man of none other than Enzo himself.
     
  14. LetsJet

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    Is this a hostile thread or a joke?

    Seems Venus is a bit upset........what happened? Is there a problem with a connection to Ferrari N.A.?

    I'm still trying to figure this out.
     
  15. Etcetera

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    Apparently the conspiracy is that LWA casts the longest shadow in the penthouse of FNA's HQ...

    ...if you know what I mean.
     
  16. LetsJet

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    Hummm......

    " The tree that casts the longest shadow is often the one with the most leaves and apart from the others"

    Ok, so he is either tall or just a short guy with the best angle to the sun. I got it now..... thanks for clearing it up.

    j/k
     
  17. matteo

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    Too much "juice"
     
  18. CMY

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    Jesus Juice?

    C.
     
  19. darth550

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    Hmmmm. What's with all these homosexual overtones...

     
  20. Tifosi1

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    When a Ford F150 with Ferrari Crap all over it towing a Ferrari 308 hits an American bald Eagle. IT IS OFF TOPIC> huh Wayne.

    So, shouldn't this thread be moved. HAHA

    Yep, he's got connections.
     
  21. TcpSec

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    Jamba?!
     
  22. redhead

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    #22 redhead, May 12, 2005
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    Wayne and I talked about this a few months back....its really a simple answer....
















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  23. judge4re

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  24. redhead

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    ha ha...our guys head is bigger then yours!!


    That being said, the commie bill ;) is fitting!
     
  25. judge4re

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    #25 judge4re, May 12, 2005
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