What's the best prank you've pulled?

My favorite was as the best man in my brother's wedding (earlier I did the same at a friends wedding as well). I bought a dozen door keys, passing them out to twelve women at the reception, three of which were noticably pregnant. After the toast to my brother and his wife, I asnnounced that anyone with a key to my brother's house should turn it in to his new wife at which point all twleve ladies came forward to drop the keys to my
sister-in-law. The place roared with laughter! It's a great prank at any wedding.

Feff

 

Thats pretty awesome

 

I have a few, if your not into evil humor then don't read.







1. For those that are into second gen MR2s I once told the regional section of the MR2 fourm that I got a T-top conversion for my 1993 hardtop turbo (only 30 of them have been sent to the states). I'm a regular poster on there and a few found my April fools prank funny but, I was almost lynched.

2. After the Paris Hilton sex tape I decided to call a Hilton hotel wanting a room and a thier 30 cent hooker Paris Hiltion I also wanted US millitay spec night vision goggles. The manager gave me a speech on how Paris should command respect. Unfortunatly she (the manager) wasn't too happy when I asked if that would be 15 cents and a set of US millitary spec night vision goggles (I was pulling an all-nighter that night and I felt some antics were in order).

3. Some background on this one. You know how most people say they would give thier left nut or any other body part for something. Well I find that pretty nasty. So I tried to sell one of two of my roomates in an attempt to get an Enzo. Sadly the best offer I got was three dollars.

 

Back in the late 50's my brother and I ordered a rubber "poo-poo cushion" out of a comic-book ad...a little 6" diameter red rubber inflatable pillow with a flat nozzle that let out a loud farting noise under pressure. My dad, a somewhat serious and taciturn man, would come home from work and get his scotch and paper and sit down in his easy chair and you could hear it through the whole house...we had our escape route well planned, but needless to say, we got away with it only two or three times.

Another incident that still brings an inner chuckle, not an intentional prank, but...a couple of years later...my dad had passed away...and our neighbor, a distinguished, traditional, and dignified orthopedic surgeon, also a local Baptist pillar, came over to discuss some mischief that his son and I were perpetrating. He and my mom were in the living room talking and our oversexed miniature pinscher came out and started humping his leg...my mortified mother chased the dog away and as he was running out of the room he paused for a quick piss on a door jamb. My brother and I were watching the whole thing from the stairway.

 

one time I put a whole gallon of mr. bubble in a persons pool filter and by the next day it was mile high bubbles!!! But the best one was when at three o' clock in the morning, I snuck out with a wire clipper, rubber gloves and a screw driver. I went to a persons house a few blocks away, and I took apart their door bell. My original plan was to cut the wires and then put it back together so their doorbell wouldnt work. But instead, after I cut the wires I heard this diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngggggg!!!!!! The doorbell was goin off non-stop at three o'clock in the moring!! I kicked the screws in the bushes and got the hell out of their. I later found out form a friend who was repairing his doorbell, taht if the wires are connected, then the doorbell just doesn stop ringing. I think it turned out better than the original plan, I would have liked to see those peoples faces waking up in the middle of the night, trying to get the thing to shutup and trying to fdigure out what happend!!

 

While in college I lived with three guys and one of the guys sister! The brother and sister's parents owned the house. One night I got into an arguement with the siter and the whole damn family turned on me! It was crazy. Well, the two other guys in the house backed me up on the arguement and two of us got thrown out....whatever!

WELL....my buddy moved out first. The day I moved out I went to the pet store. I purchased $50 worth of crickets! That's a lot of damn crickets...trust me on that on! I also bought $50 in feeder mice! Yeah....that house was infested after I got done!

I feel bad today! The brother, who I was good friends with, actually tracked me down a year later and applogized and said he kinda got his family to turn on me. The siter also did and said she over-reacted! I'm actually friends with them again! OOPS! Never did tell them and they have since sold the house!

 

A few years ago, I was on a 3-day corporate retreat. After an all-day session, went out to do a few lengths at the pool. I used to be a competitive swimmer, so this was a workout, not just a splash.

Afterward, relaxing in the hot tub, a friend/co-worker joined me, a woman about 35 and quite attractive. I'm about 38 at the time. We started talking about hot tubs in general. Then we started talking about the circumstances in which you would or would not get naked in a hot tub - by yourself (sure), with your spouse (yeah), friends (have to be very good ones), coworkers (no way). And on the conversation went.

Underneath the water, I removed my Speedo and tossed it to her.

The colour drained from her face so quickly and so completely, it was amazing. She simply didn't know what to do or say. She knows I'm no pervert, and yet....what the h#ll am I doing exactly? No one else is anywhere near the pool or the hot tub - we're completely isolated.

After about 20 seconds, I made a motion to get up and out of the tub....and it was even worse! So, I stopped to watch the look of complete, absolute terror on her face. She couldn't make a sound, nor move a muscle...she was totally paralyzed, with no idea what to move or say as I finally got up to full length out of the water.

I wear two Speedos when I swim.

Neil

 

the best prank i did, but it was a bit of an A hole move was, i tied a rope to my buddies annoying neighbors awning held up by 2 meeeeeezley metal rails, [the awning was like a carport] and tied the other end to the frame of the car, next day went by the house and the entire awning was on the ground. i guess it worked. i know it was stupid but i was only 35 at the time.

 

ha, i thought you were gonna say you got married....

 

brilliant!

 

I wasn't around for this, but my friends used to do it in high school, and I still think it's a good one. Do this at night.

You need a nickle, scotch tape, and some fishing line. Go to a house window, on the outside, and tape the top of the nickle to a top corner of the window. The nickle should not be taped solid, just enough so it can dangle. Then you tape the the bottom of the nickle to the fishing line and run across the road with it. Hide in a bush or something. Tugging gently on the line, you can make the nickle tap on the window. The person inside comes to look out the window to see whats making the noise. You giggle and laugh, then when they leave the window, you start up again. It can really drive people crazy.

 

Well on July 15th last summer this one kid was trying to get a hold of my girlfriend and she didnt want that and me ethier... but anyways She came over on the night of the 17th and I had 4 people in all parts of my backyard including me with paintball guns, fully loaded and all. I was lying in the garden, 2 people in this huge cart thing, and one in a bush across the street.

Well, She called the kid, we got into position he knocked on my back window, they talked and he was saying he was going to "kick my ass" and stuff so she said "hold on", closed my window and went out of my room door and we opened fire on this poor mo-fo... He started running and we chased him down the street... this poor guy had paint all over him with no padding except a sweat shirt.

She hasnt heard from him since

 

A good friend of mine was getting married. Young guy af 26 at the time. One of the groomsmen brought some Viagra & spiked his pre-ceremony beer with the ground up Viagra. He kept wondering why he felt SOOO "up". He said that the worst was when he caught a "wave" of arousal during the first dance with his new mother-in-law....

New technology drugs can be so much fun

BTW, those "Snap-n-Pops" are a riot when you tape them to the brake pedal of your Mom's car when you are in junior high school......

 

Few threads have made me laugh as hard as i've laughed with this one... Thank you... Some of this stuff is beyond hilarious...


Back when i was in "boarding school", there was a girl there - about my age - whose mental faculties were almost completely eroded by the stress in her life... Counselors new something had to be done when she would frantically scream and complain about the constant smell of "boiling water" - at random points in the day... So, she was sent away and came back about three months later... She was never the same because of all the drugs they pumped into her... One day - not a particularly good day for me - she was getting on my last nerve... i continually requested that she leave me alone, but to no avail... She was hammering away at me for something - something frivolous i might add, as, again, she was never the same due to all the meds... Well, right about the time that some counselors were within ear shot, i blurted out:

"For the last time, Lisa, NO! i don't smell any boiling water...!!!"

She so feared going back to the rubber room, she broke down into tears and screamed incoherently for what seemed like eternity... Needless to say, she disappeared a few days later...

 

I was going to do that to a friend of mine as another friend of mine is a Viagra rep, but she emphatically told me that Viagra MUST be swallowed whole to be effective. It is useless ground up and then swallowed.

 

Let's see. One of my friends is just too easy to target. We've never done anything crazy but just enough to mess with his head. Taped his door from top to bottom one time.

We locked him out on the balcony when we were in cancun and we went and got breakfast and brought it back up and ate in front of him. Then later my friend, let's see how shall I put this, pleasured himself onto our friends pillow hoping he wouldn't see it and..... But he did and he got pissed. My friend that did it laughed so hard he **** his pants and then threw them on the maids cart with clean towels.

I also had a friends back in junior high infect the entire schools computer system with a virus. That was some funny ass **** and I dont think he ever got caught.

 

I've known reps to actually know things about what they are selling and have worked with some who do nothing but make crap up from job to job.

What your friend is saying is that chemically, the rapid absorption of and production of the enzymes causing muscle relaxation which increases blood flow in the affected areas don't work correctly when absorbed more rapidly into the system? That's what grounding it up does ahead of time, accelerates the time it takes to metabolize it. HMMMM.

So, I'd like to hear of some proof before I think tablets are ineffective in ground up form.

Sunny

 

Chewing is fine- I know many "research chemical" boards that sell drugs that you technically need a prescription for, but what they do is order raw powder from China (for say, viagra, cialis, levitra, proscar, accutane, etc) and dissolve it in a base like benzyl alcohol and then sell it as "for research only- not for human consumption" as a loop hole. And trust me and my "research rat", the stuff works and as Sunny said, just absorbs a little faster.

Eric

An example:

http://www.kaotikchemistry.com/misc.asp

 

I had a momentary lapse, accept my apologies.

Lets clarify this first. Are you sure that it was Viagra she was talking about? Define "empahatically." Vigorously?

Sunny

 

So there was this guy I didn't really get along with at the HQ of a company I used to work for.

With my colleague's help, I sent him an e-mail saying a customer needed to hear from him about a major product issue ASAP. We drafted a realistic, believable e-mail, with full detail and explanations. Blind copied my boss on it, too.

We gave him a bogus extension and said the client's number is 1-800-938-2697. That's "1-800-WET-BOYS", folks.

 

Back in the days of steelcase office desks, some coworkers "modified" one hapless individuals desk so that there was a pin that dropped into a hole at the back of the top drawer that secured the drawer in place, with perhaps 1 inch of movement. The pin was connected to a string that went unseen through the cubical wall to the "controller's" cube. To the owner, the drawer was locked into place as if something in the drawer had flipped up (say, a ruler) and wedged into place keeping the drawer from opening. The owner would slam the drawer trying to dislodge the unseen object, then unsuccessfully try to open the drawer, but the object would not drop out of place. Of course, anyone who stopped by to help could open the drawer easily on the first try. Occasionally, he could be seen peering into the crack with a flashlight, trying to spot what was hanging up the drawer. Sometimes he would get frustrated and start banging the drawer in and out with significant force, at which time the pin would be released and the drawer would be yanked free of the desk, dumping the contents on the floor.

 

We have a winner! HAHAHAHAHA! Next office prank that goes on will be this one.

 

An old architecture friend told me that the guys in the drafting room at the firm he worked for in the 70's would take turns crawling under the boss's drafting table and tying his shoelaces together...he'd get mad and yell at everyone and they'd hold off for a few weeks and do it again.

 

At our dorm a macho guy was always griping that he was chosen to room with a gay guy. One day when both were out, we got naked pictures of guys from one of the girls and plastered them all over their room. When macho man walked in all we heard was a pause and then....."THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!!!". We laughed for days on that one!

 

this didnt even cross my mind.

just maybe 2 months ago while i was doing a summer study pre-college thing at the university of colorado. me and some friends i made there decided to go to target and buy a few tubes of the ole KY jelly. the door handles on the inside of all the bathrooms and showers etc were circular handles. so me and 2 friends got the guys floor, and i gave a tube to 2 of our female friends and they got the girls floor. we put the jelly on the inside of all the door handles so if someone tried to open the door, their hand would slip and theyd be stuck in there until someone came in fromt he outside. by chance, me and the 2 guys and 2 girls were 5 of like 20 people that decided to take showers the night before. the remaining 150 +/- kids all ran into some sort of trouble the following morning. without the prank, that summer was definitely the best ever