What's a wanker?

<insert pic of Lamarossa>

 

One who is adept at pulling his own pud.

 

Thought a wanker was a pud........

 

According to this, we're both using it in proper context:

Wanker: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wanker&r=f
Pud: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pud&r=f

 

Ahhh, thanks for setting me straight with the Websters Pudictionary...or should it be Websters Wankictionary.

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wanker&r=f

 

I never saw the term "wanker" until a couple of years ago, online, maybe on Fchat; and had only a vague idea of what it meant until this enlightening thread appeared tonight and David so eloquently explained it.

"Pud", and expressions containing that term -- ancient, if not prehistoric.

 

Same thing as a tosser, circle jerk, bugger, guy who chokes the chicken, or spanks the monkey.

 

A ferrari owner

 

*NSFW* www.freesearch.co.uk/dictionary/wanker

 

It's a thing you use to keep your drunk boat from drifting when in the water.

 

I think bugger is a bit wrong there, but yeah, essentially the closest thing that you have in America to a "wanker" is a "jerk-off".

I'm almost fluent in American, me

Jamie

 

Who said Ferrarichat wasn't educational?

 

It's Australian for tosser or jerk-off. Most non Australians are wankers

 

One who wanks. Sounds like what it is!