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Vatican compares masturbation to driving a Ferrari in first gear

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  1. wetpet

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  2. SoftwareDrone

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    If driving a Ferrari is like having sex, then of course it stands to reason that driving in first gear is like masturbating. I mean, just sitting in one is akin to groping...
     
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    "I dont care about anybody else when I think about Ferrari touch myself" !!
     
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    OMG, how many rosaries is that??? :)



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    I would hazard a guess that 99.999999% of priest do it. Thats a lot of sexual repression to get a handle on!

    The catholic church needs to wake up and smell the coffee, its a dying religion.

    Masses are as boring and repetitive as they can be. Youth avoid the church like the plague. Churches are closing all over the place (2 closed in our vcinity due to lack of parishoners and students for the gradeschools).

    Pretty soon the Scientologists will be seen in greater numbers :).
     
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    LOL....hilarious thread !!!
     
  7. ferraridude615

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    What's driving a Ferrari in 6th gear then? :D
     
  8. DenisB

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    a priest told me once.... If god didn't want you to touch it .... He wouldn't have made our arms so long..
     
  9. ferraridude615

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    :D Interesting way to think about it
     
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    group sex ;)
     
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    When I went to Baptist Church Summer Camp - we were lectured about how masturbation is not only A-OK, but, much more desirable than premarital sex.

    The lecturer was a minister with... one arm.

    Took everything we had to keep straight faces - once we got back to the cabin, we laughed our asses off pretending we were him switching hands.
     
  12. jk0001

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    Vatican City - Masturbation is like owning a Ferrari and driving only in first gear, a senior Catholic theologian said in an article published Wednesday.

    "Driving only in first gear, not only do you prevent the Ferrari expressing its full power, but gradually you wear it out and thereby ruin a masterpiece of technology," Father Giordano Muraro wrote in the magazine
    Vita Pastorale.


    If anyone would be a expert on Masturbation, it would be the Vatican
     
  13. fredhart

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    come on, everyone neeeds to get a grip
     
  14. fredhart

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    oops, sorry. i see you went there first.
     
  15. boffin218

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    As Woody Allen says: "Masturbation is sex with someone I love".
     
  16. fredhart

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    well, 1st gear is safer.
     
  17. fredhart

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    i wonder if the good father thinks going in reverse is like homosexuality...increasing the chances of getting rear ended
     
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    LOL! :D
     
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    And in History of the World: Part 1, Mel Brooks said "The Lord Jehovah has given you these 15 (drops one tablet); Oy!, Ten! Ten Commandments for all to obey."
     
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    Being right handed.. I'll sit on my left hand 'till it falls asleep and then do it.. it feels like someone else!!! lol
     
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    If ya watch Porn.. does that becum "SPANKY VISION"???
     
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    still can't stop laughing...perfecto
     
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    UHHHH, BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, DUUUH
     
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    #49 Maranello Guy, Jan 11, 2008
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    Stephanie ,

    The car was made for Pope as you know. What we see underneith the hood is dedication to Pope written by Luca di Montezemolo - Ferrari CEO back then (2005).
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    German .... (LOL)
     

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