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I will start Tony on your avatar did that girl used to play with her t--s or was i dreaming I am positive when you first changed to this one they moved if so please reinstall

RAY360M

 

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No i am sure her t--s moved but then perhaps it was a dream or wishfull thinking maybe

RAY360M

 

I get along with most of them but think the position went immediately to the head of others...your feet still on the ground?

Still fit thru the standard 3' 0" door?

 

HI Steve see you have not taken my advice and put that TOSSER plate on it yet !!!!1

RAY360M

 

LOL!

I'm off to the chores, mates!

Have a great weekend! Be safe!

 

ray brigg sports car show post 34 moving tits

 

I am well pleased Tony yes thats the one,not because of t--s just now i know i am not cracking up I just remember them moving but you would!!!!!

RAY 360M

 

Dear Comrade Toeknee M8,

Yes, that's the one for me! The one where she lifts her skirt with the inference that the brown starfish beckons. Put it back on as a permanent.

 

He can't...moving avators are forbidden by fchat Supreme Being " he who shall not be named", as wasting precious bandwidth.....

That is nice when they tease that way..even nicer when they please!

 

Dear Comrade Speedy 308 M8,

As I stated previously, but now re-titled 'The Brown Starfish'

I like the girls that do,
And I like the girls that don't;
I like the girl who says she will -
And then she says she won't.

But the girl I like the best of all,
And I'm sure you'll say I'm right,
Is the girl that says she never will -
But looks as though she might!

 

an ode to wiltshire....

there was a young girl from devizes,
her tits were two different sizes,
one was so small,
it was no tit at all,
the other, so big, it won prizes !

 

How about,

There was a young girl from Brize Norton,
who had two tits, a long and a short 'un,
but to make up for that,
a bleeding great ****,
and a fart like a 650 Norton.

....just feeling a bit left out!

 

How can a moving avatar waste bandwidth? it's a download. And it's our lord who specifies the maximum files size for an avatar......

If bandwidth was the reason, then surely banning avatars, profiles and words would be the best way to go!

 

This one's for our american friend Alan - who regularly pops over the cyberspace pond.

There was a young man from Nantucket
Took a pig in a thicket to **** it.
Said the pig, "Oh, I'm queer,
Get away from my rear. . .
Come around to the front and I'll suck it."

 

This is version I know of Nantucket....

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped of his chin
If my ear was a c*nt I could f*ck it

 

Hows this for contrived

The once was a man from Nicaragua
Who one day came home with a jaguar
His wife said, "Jack,
take the stupid thing back"
He said, "shut up, what a silly old bag you are!"

 

One for you Stig - probably seen it before - but it still appeals to us quill & parchment guys!

A computer was something on TV
From a Science Fiction show of note,
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the father of a goat.

Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bytes.

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.

A Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3-in. floppy
You hoped nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while.

Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocketknife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead