Post some of your favorites. I'll start out with a few of mine: Q: A clerk in a butcher shop is 46 years old and is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh? A: Meat. He's a butcher. Butchers weight meat. ---------- Q: A doctor gives you 3 pills. He tells you to take one every half hour. How long would it take before all the pills have been taken? A: 1 hour. You take the 1st pill right away, half an hour later take the 2nd and half an hour after that the 3rd. Total time spent is 1 hour. ---------- Q:What was our president's name in 1980? A: Barack Obama. In 1980, his name was still Barack Obama.
Great thread idea. How many birth days does the average person have? Highlight to reveal answer: One, the rest are anniversaries
If you had only one match, and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some newspaper, and some kindling wood, which would you light first? Highlight to reveal answer: The match
Imagine you are driving a bus. When you start your trip there are an old lady named Johnson and a long-haired kid on the bus. At the first stop the lady leaves and a businessman enters. At the next stop Frankie, a young boy, enters with his little sister. Then three old ladies who have been shopping in the mall get on. After a short trip the long-haired kid leaves the bus and a man and lady enter. Paul with his dog Blue gets on, while Frankie and his sister get off, and, finally, the bus arrives at the bus station. What is the name of the bus driver? Highlight to reveal answer: Your name, you are driving the bus
That's what a butcher might weigh, but he's a clerk in a butcher's shop. Correct answer is 240 lbs, cos he's a fat bastard.
Does this dress make me look fat? Careful guys...the correct answer is not, "No, it is your big fat a$$ that makes you look fat"
If a cat and a half can eat a rat and a half in a day and a half, how long will it take seven cats to eat seven rats? Answer provided tomorrow.
Q: What do you put in a toaster? A:Bread! Not toast. ---------------------- Q: What do cows drink? A: Water! Not milk.
Name the five United States Presidents that were never buried in the United States? Carter, Clinton, Bush I, Bush II and O'bama
None. Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood it would choose not to chuck wood as the beaver wood do all the chucking and the otter would spread the chucked wood around. So the woodchuck has the ability to chuck wood but chooses not to as any chucked wood the woodchuck needs to have chucked is supplied free through Section 8 sub section L.A.W.C. paragraph S.T.C.W.A.
It is more logic than math. Because the number of cats and rats are equal in both examples, the time will not vary. The "and a half" is only there to throw you off. If you change the initial values to one cat and one rat, or two cats and two rats, etc., the answer is always a day and a half, or whatever amount of time is specified for equal numbers of cats to consume equal numbers of rats. The time will only vary if the ratio of cats to rats is changed. This one confounded the hell out of me when my Dad first explained it to me when I was about six years old.
Awesome contributions guys! Here's another: Q: A perfectly square house has one window on each of the four walls. Each window faces south. A bear walks by, what color is the bear and why? A: White. The only possible location of the house is the North Pole. Polar bears inhabit the North Pole.
"If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day in a half, how long will it take a monkey with a wooden leg to beat the seeds out of a dill pickle?" ...name the author who said this (no Google cheating ) Jedi
you can certainly put toast in a toaster. try it. next time a piece of toast pops out of a toaster, put it right back in. cows drink pretty much whatever you give them. certainly, they can and will drink milk. what do calves drink? all cows were calves once...
Which mouse walks on 2 legs, and uses 2 hands? A : Mickey. Straightaway, ask this question : Which duck walks with 2 legs? A : All ducks, mostly they'll answer Donald Duck
