The Trouble With Fchat (Debate)

Occasional poster TWOTOOMANY. I have read several threads ALL the way through and am surprised at the trivial arguments. In my humble opinion there is only one person to blame. He should have his Ferrari logoed eppolets torn off his shirt and his Ferrari Owners Club card destroyed.

HE knows WHO HE is

WHO IS HE..............................WHO CARES

 

Good Evening Comrade Twotoomany M8,

I am pleased to inform you that during your absence the quality of posting has increased dramatically. We are no longer tolerating the reckless casual poster's such as yourself. And as you have stated, your opinion is indeed humble - the clarity of which stands out like the bollocks on a racing dog. Furthermore, you have spelt epaulette incorrectly.

So buck your idea's up M8 and get yourself a proper twelve cylinder car. Even ZYMOL, and whom, like yourself is another part-timer, has sold his V8 and is to acquire a proper twelve cylinder Ferrari.

I should also inform you whilst you have been away from the forum the committee has created various sub sections. Accordingly there is to be a hierarchy similar to that deployed within the civil service. Naturally, there will be satellite committee's. These will be deployed within the various regions of the country. Each Sub committee will be chaired by a V12 driver.

The full rules, listing all sections, sub sections - committee's and sub committee's will be posted in due course. The whole format will precisely replicate the wonderful system utilised to such great advantage within the aforementioned civil service. Regretfully, until the management structure is fully in place we shall not be forming any Kwango's - these will be structured to be in place by mid 2005.

With kind regards,

512 Tea Are - Tea Arse - Tear Arse

 

Dear comrade 512 Tea Are-TeaArse M8,
I offer my humble apologies in advance, as I regret that I am unable to participate in tonight's jovialities and festivities. This is due to my entertainment secretary (aka my good lady who must be obeyed) inconveniently arranging a social outing, which severely restricts my "f-chatting" for the weekend. Normal bad service will be resumed tomorrow evening if all goes well, and I do not disgrace myself again.
I trust you will endeavour to maintain the extremely high standards pertaining to the illustriousness of the true V12 chatteboxes.
With kindest regards
andy

 

I will take your place

 

some children [noony] look on here

 

Sorry

 

Can't believe I missed all this being away for 2 days, someone posted me too asking how come I could afford my cars and what type of IT would be good to earn lots of money.....

No offence to the person who PM'd me, but it wasn't IT it was just hard work and determination, and maybe the odd overcharged client!! ;-)

I'll try and post more, it's just I don't get to meet with the southern crew as I'm Scotland based so can't share in alot of the posts as they are about meet, etc, and it's so much easier since you've all met each other, well almost.

Paul

 

Good Evening Inkyboy M8,

As this is an 'Open Forum' - how much do you earn from this IT lark?

I am all for open-ness on the Forum and it is widely acknowledged that I run the chain of 'Diamond Lil's Lap Dancing Emporium's.' Furthermore, the Inland Revenue allow full tax allowance on the Ferrari as it is perceived as a business asset. E.G. It would not be satisfactory from a business/marketing perspective to have an 'ordinary' car parked outside any of the premises.

With kind regards,

512 Tea Are - Tea Arse - Tear Arse

 

You are in the wrong job m8, you should be on the tele. I ain't laughed so much in so long a time!

 

Dear Comrade Malc QV M8,

I only do it for the money - so all contributions gratefully received.

With kind regards,

512 Tea Are - Tea Arse - Tear Arse - Virgin On Lunacy

 

Paypal do?

 

MSA ..........Fire marshalls are able to withdraw drivers with the aid of racing overall EPPOLETS.............Your spelling is the poncy V12 owners version,epaulettes often used by hairdressers and such like.

 

FLAT12 not the same as V12..........................flat

FLAT......................Norfolk, beer, as opposed to house, flat

 

Dear comrade 512 Tea Are - Tea Arse - Tear Arse,
as you will be aware, the western extremities of this great nation are somewhat lacking in the class and social structures as found in the more pleasant regions to which you are accustomed. I am ashamed to say that we do not have a "Diamond Lil's" emporium located in these parts. This is of course a matter of some consternation on my part. I have recently taken to participating in matters of the nether region at an establishment known as "Dirty Gerties". Do you perchance, through some type of management owners club of the Lap dancing world, have access to a discounted season ticket? This would enable me to more frequently partake of promoting the "Ferrari Johnny" as valiantly displayed on these noble pages tonight.
I await with anticipation and baited breath.
with kind regards
andy

 

Dear Comrade acpes M8,

Regretfully and as far as I am aware, all lap dancing emporium proprietors refrain from any incestuous behaviour. I think most of them have their hands full with the staff.

With kind regards,

512 Tea Are - Tea Arse - Tear Arse - Titillator of Pink Tits, Black Tits, Yellow Tits and White Tits.

 

Bugger!!
Oh well it's back to the sheep. Hope there's still a good looking one left at this time of night.

 

Dear Comrades,

There has been far too much time wasted on this thread. I should be grateful if you will all kindly get back to work and invest the time in generating income for the economy and thus vicariously securing my retirement in six years time (and RAY360M'S).

(Not applicable to Toe-knee Hand-cock our Illustrious Goderator who seemingly is running the economy all on his own).

With kind regards,

512 Tea Are - Tea Arse - Tear Arse