The best T Shirt ever

I saw a great one in a shop that says "No I dont have a fcucking Nectar card!".

 

I have a better one, it says my sisterinlaw as tourettes please dont make fun of her.

 

It is a T-shirt

It aint Best

and it aint Ever

It aint Big

and it AINT clever

 

I brought one for Patsy once that said,Please do not sell this woman anything else.

Andy

 

Don't worry about that. When TonyH sees that it will soon be gone

 

ROTFLMAO!

That'll teach you to step away for a cold adult beverage!

Pushing the "!" and reporting the post as objectionable. That will bring Sheriff ToeKnee on the run.....

Darn now 512Tea Are has me calling him that!!

 

*waving thanks to Wayne*

 

I have copies if any1 wants it

 

I'll admit, I had to research to even understand it! LOL!

Kids these days........

 

I'm left handed.


mum bought me a t-shirt that said

only left handed people are in their right mind

nuf said really!

 

Here's my all time favourite T-shirt that I bought in Oz twenty years ago.
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I saw a poem here in this thread which I am very impressed and planning to make a few t shirts for local Ferrari club members here in Bangkok.
It says:
'Girls don't like boys, they like cars and money.
Girls with bodies like boys with FERRARI.'

 

I have a **** one that says

Amateur Gynaecologist
At your Cervix

and another that says

FCUKWIT

 

That's from the song 'Girls and Boys' by Good Charlotte.

So what did the original t-shirt in this thread say?
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It said "I do not suffer from tourettes syndrome; you're just a c*nt" or words to that effect.

 

I've got one that says:

F*CK *FF
can I have another vowel please Carol

 

How come Wayne from California is moderating the UK section? Strange! Different cultures; different worlds... MARK

 

He was asked to sort it.

Though I think it sounded quite amusing if F328's note is what it said.

Even more amusing that it was a kid whose dad found out

 

Is Carol the UK equivalent of Vanna White?

And has she hit the brick wall like Vanna has?

 

Yes but with one exception, Carol Vorderman is a genius. Her IQ is 178 I think. Unfortunately she was one of those "celebs" who was on TV waaay too much at point and I think people just got sick of the sight of her.