Hey Rob...i'm thinking of buying tassie with some spare cash i found in a bank account that i'd forgotten about. what do you think? Or do you think NT would be a better investment?
Just remember that if you buy Tassie, it comes with me... and if that doesn't change your mind and you try to kick me off I'll chain myself to a tree like the hippies do. I think we're more trouble that its worth... NT might be the better option because its easier to move a pile of sand than it is to get rid of a bunch of greenies.
For Tassie, you first have to apply to the FIRB. Even though we share the same STD area code, Vic is classed as foreign. Then you need to get a haircut, have nice sisters, become a banjo virtuoso AND STOP wearing tight leathers. Let's face it, I don't think you can afford it.....since all this global warming stuff has taken off, prices down here have gone rapidly north.
Judging from some of the sales from Vic of recent times, all I can say to the prospective buyer is caveat emptor
What? A sad old bloke in a flexing oily old jag? Yeah, what a catch! Maybe for Camilla Parker-Bowles.
Lucky you posted that here and not on Royal Blue. I've heard you get permanently banned from that forum for saying a lot less!
Camilla in a boxer. What an awful sight that would be. Imagine all the flexing when Rob gets her going(Camilla that is)
ok, it wasn't as bad as I thought and Rob had nothing to do with it, apologies Robert, you can have yur chair back still a silly thread but then this is the Aussie section lawnmowers and all .................. but no MILF !!!
my advice would be to buy the house across the road,sure its worth far moore but hey you got the money under the bed.
Tasmania would be a good buy for Aircon... .. with all those 710 rigs you can see from the plane from Melbourne to Hobart.. there would be plenty of liquid gold, Texas T and all that... .. plus the reverce cycle air conditioning business would boom
if he subsides from the Commonwealth and sets up a new state he can become King Air Cond,love and admired by his subjects and known to all as PP.
Halleluya!! Tassie is back on the map. No jokes about map of tassie...want to keep this thread clean green and moderator frinedly.
No point talking about it, it won't happen.....she's too wild and lascivious for that And besides, we're clean green and moderator friendly.