OT - The Evolving Story Game...

grave knowing that Michelangelo had got the credit painting the Chapel when it was he, Leonardo, who had done all the hard work. Rolf had a plan. They would all escape from the BB house and he, Kevin Costner, Louis Armstrong, Les Dennis, the ghost of Richard Chamberlain and the roly polys would paint the chapel again except this time the design would consist of

 

something more feasible instead of letting the ninja turtles loose on it

 

a really tight jar of jam. Rolf had been haunted by the death of his friend Richard, cruelly murdered by his own hands. He lamented how he and Richard had spent hours by the campfire talking about jam.

On the plane over to the chapel Rolf realised he had forgotten his brushes. They would have to use

 

rollers which had

 

traces of kangaroo pubes on them. This was always going to be a problem when it came to fine detail work, and this was not conducive to the sfumato style that Loenardo used, but if

 

the roly polys sat on them they might just be able to squeeze them into a point. But Les was moaning again. Everybody wanted to paint a giant picture of Richard Chamberlain on the roof but Les disagreed strongly. He argued that

 

firstly the roof wasnt big enough , secondly

 

There was a huge

 

hole where the

 

chandelier used to be. Kevin Costner had a plan. He would resume his role of Robin Hood Prince of Thieves and steal something from the rich to fill the hole with. Louis Armstrong looked like he had a few bob. Kevin sneaked up to him...

 

and put a great big

 

trampoline underneath him and shouted boo!
Louis shot up into the hole and the problem was solved. Kevin looked at Louis and thought "I will always love you" then remembered he was getting his films mixed up and quickly shut up
Les Dennis was now happy except

 

He no longer had the candyfloss

 

that Bella Emberg had rang Russ Abbott and and was making suggestions

 

that they shouldn't forget about Les' candyfloss. Rolf offered to paint his hair pink and another disaster was averted.
Russ wanted to come over to supervise. he and Kevin had nearly come to blows in the past over

 

he could organise a sales training seminar with syndicate groups of six who would discuss the features and benefits of the new

 

hexagonal desks that were all the rage these days. So Russ set off to the Sistine Chapel, armed with 15 hexagonal desks for all his friends and some colouring books for inspiration. And if Rolf lectured him about management skills and training he would bloody well

 

take his false teeth out and eat corn on the cob followed by

 

lobster thermidor au crevettes served with a mornay sauce, truffle pate, with a fried egg on top and spam.

Shortly aften noon Rolf was contacted by an intense German scientist who claimed to have the skill to re-animate the corpse of Richard Chamberlain long enough for him to pose in his Shogun outfit for the new sfumato rendition of his likeness on the ceiling of the chapel. He also suggested that he were flanked by both Les and Dustin because

 

because les liked dusting and dustin liked les's

 

ex missus Amanda Holden. Even though Dustin was alive and well Les had vowed to kill him but even Eastenders doesn't have this many murders so he vowed to wait until they were all invited to go on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of here and do him in with a pointy stick.

Meanwhile rejuvinated Richard was ready but Rolf didn't have any paint. They would have to use

 

Phsychotropic hallucinogenic drugs from the lysergic acid family of compounds to induce a state of mind that would enable one to erroneously percieve colours that were not there.

"That's good enough for the likes of us", quipped the bearded Australian, whilst prodding

 

his gonads with a blunt stick that