OT - The Evolving Story Game...

billy boiled. That's the last time I use combustible holy goats thought Rolf.
Rolf had been selected

 

and he mused to himself how much better life as a child would've been if dyslexia had been ....

 

an easier word to spell.

First day on celeb BB and Les Dennis was still hanging around from the last series.

Les said

 

life isn't the same without Dustin Gee and his amazing...

 

dancing bear. Dustin was alive and well and masquerading as Simon Smith. No wonder Les

 

Dennis gave up his day job

 

I guess thats me told then

 

and was now trying to find his long lost twin, Louis Armstrong. Fortunately Louis had also been selected for celeb big brother that year. Les thought to himself...

 

why didn't I have a cool nickname at school like Satchmo, all they ever called me was...

 

lardy which was quite

 

unfair, I was at school with Bella Emberg, Giant Haystacks and SteveF, and they call me lardy?Well, at least celeb BB should be good, they've also got....

 

the roly polys intersted in BB, at leat they will be dancing with

 

all their clothes on!Other contestants lined up for the next series include...

 

wolves. Kevin Costner had been summoned to the diary room by BB. he was in deep doodo. "Right Kevin, explain yourself. What's this I hear about

 

you wanting to chnage your name to

 

Myocardial Infarction? I know you're all heart but this is ridiculous. There was a knock on the diary room door. A fight had broke out between

 

a whole buch of vowels and consonants. You should have seen it, There was a W threatening an E with a sharpened Ninja throwing X, and worse still two Ms and a Y were

 

marauding trouple of Angolan rabbit-faniciers, who, despite all being in excess of 8 feet high, could not see over

 

prying the Js and the Us apart, and wiping up all the excess naso-resonant dipthongs with a

 

particle accellerator cunningly disguised as a bowl of water and a spoon with some old condoms floating around and a general feeling of unpleasantness.
The thing about particle accelleration on a game show is

 

Sorry to interrupt but I had to tell you that this is the best thread I have ever read! Keep going boys

 

Rolf Harris heard a voice praising him for comments made in a thread on Ferrari Chat. Now he was really confused. Was it the ghost of Richard Chamberlain, should he have been so rude to Bill Oddie and who was going to answer his questions about particle accelleration?

 

Damn the top quarks! Damn the strange quarks! Damn the W-bosons, the Z-bosons, and so called colour-charge. Tie them all up with 12 dimensional super-strings, dip them in scumble glaze and dab them onto the cieling of the Sisteen Chapel, Lonardo would turn in his