It's not funny, and I'm not drunk.

Hope so, not so far to go to Italy now and I can say my car is Aussie delivered

 

I saw something like this years ago, I think it's pretty accurate yeah.

 

Good Golly Miss Molly...RIP Richard Penniman.

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/rock-legend-little-richard-dead-at-87/news-story/9badbd56d8e3a892f1151bf3b9845939

 

High % chance it’s true.


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Animal rights activists would have preferred they sent a baby for the experiment ?

 

If China had sent it up, and it cooked.........Never mind.

 

"Another dog, Chairman Xi?"
"Ooh no, I couldn't eat another thing!"

 

That's what I thought

 

And you wonder why the public have no faith/respect for the cops.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-05-12/policeman-fined-for-letting-drink-driving-wife-off-the-hook/12238586

 

He chose the path of least resistance ...... I'd be ****ed if I'd book my wife .... ok, maybe wife #1 I'd do her

 

Go on, list them

 

These things get reported in tech newsletters and blogs but it seems the mainstream media no longer have any interest in discussing the systemic waste and incompetence of the public service.

From https://www.innovationaus.com/

More than $90 million was spent by government on its failed plan to privatise the visa processing system, but the Boston Consulting Group still came up trumps, landing nearly half of the cash through the process.

Earlier this year the federal government quietly announced it had shelved plans to bring in a private sector company to develop a new visa processing system, dubbed the Global Digital Platform.

This was three years after the plan was first announced, and more than a year after a Request for Tender had been issued.

In an answer to a Senate Estimates question on notice, the Home Affairs department confirmed it spent $91.935 million on the failed plan, with a large chunk of this going towards private consultants.

 

Don’t spend it all at once.


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and if you wonder why newspapers employ teenagers and focus on fake news:

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Outsourcing - the biggest scam ever invented... but we’ll never get rid of it now because BUSINESS loves it. The contracts however should be rewritten with proper penalty clauses - too many big companies just walking away with loads of cash and crap results (refer Qld Health payroll debacle, can’t remember which IT behemoth was responsible for that mess).

 

You have got to be fkn kidding!!

https://www.smh.com.au/environment/climate-change/climate-change-should-be-recorded-on-death-certificates-doctors-argue-20200521-p54v32.html

 

Lead author has a hippy name, and it's from the ANU. And who TF gave ANU a bloody medical school?

 

Written by an Irishman ...... probably after opening time

 

I'll bet this ruling has folk double thinking if they're going to donate to a cause from now on.
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/news/decision-made-on-celeste-barbers-51-million-bushfire-fund/news-story/2f6278b6406695e35deaa6dcae632f23

 

Grrrrrrrrrrrr Andrews is an absolute idiot
'Flagrantly reckless': Victoria signed China infrastructure deal without consulting DFAT
https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/flagrantly-reckless-victoria-signed-china-infrastructure-deal-without-consulting-dfat-20200526-p54wfn.html