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Its Funny, Cause Im Drunk!!

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  1. Aircon

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    You probably should. Every post I make is a gem.
     
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  2. Maranello550

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    FIGJAM and crackers in the lunch box again?….:)
     
  3. simon klein

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    Yep @me to,you're not on silver so it had to be here.
     
  4. SPEEDCORE

    SPEEDCORE Four Time F1 World Champ

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    My personal favourites are the ones you posted from late October till December 31st last year.
     
  5. Aircon

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    Oh you're hilarious
     
  6. Ferraridoc

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  8. Arvin Grajau

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  9. simon klein

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    Yep perhaps a few tooo many excuses/reasons for her rant but she 'fessed up.
     
  10. Maranello550

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    Probably on the nose beers like most politicians.....
     
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  11. Steve355F1

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  13. Arvin Grajau

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  14. FazzerPorscheman

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    A lady protecting her dogs.
     
  15. Maranello550

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  16. jmillard308

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    Whether Liberal or Labor , I think you'll get a kick out of this! :D

    A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'

    Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

    I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister..

    Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government

    We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

    The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

    And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

    Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'

    So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

    Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

    He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.

    So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.

    Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny..

    He gives up and goes back to bed.

    The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '

    The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'

    The little boy replies, 'The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep s**t.'

    True dat!
     
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  17. simon klein

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  18. Maranello550

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  19. moretti

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    Thank god none of us are working :p
     
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  20. knocker

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    Gold!!
     
  21. simon klein

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  22. simon klein

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  24. simon klein

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    I'll dig myself a little deeper with a certain someone here.
    It was suggested to the Silver sub'd person by ^^^ person that he should post this pic on Aussie...so here it is:
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