I don't keep track of what you do. You work it out.You probably should. Every post I make is a gem.
Senator Jacqui Lambie’s vile slur against Qantas CEO Alan Joyce (news.com.au) FFS, it's not his private effing airline! Pretty funny, though.
Actually I thought her apology was quite contrite, not grovelling and not disingenuous like most politicians.
When I was flying up to the Sunshine coast for the racing on the Bogan bus, I'd across her at Tullamarine airport....looked like a cut snake as she marched along ..
RESPECT. Californian teenager pushes bear off backyard wall to protect pet dogs https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-06-02/woman-pushes-bear-to-protect-pet-dogs-california/100185554
Disregard the video. But ociffer it IS a ute: https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/on-the-road/sydney-driver-slammed-for-dangerous-fridge-delivery-in-bondi-junction/news-story/c733a13a53a521d7a918f3d5384fb3cf
Whether Liberal or Labor , I think you'll get a kick out of this! A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' The little boy replies, 'The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep s**t.' True dat!
Here's a 'don't foik with me' moment that I can relate to,dikheads parking over/on your driveway....I'd love one of these: https://www.news.com.au/world/europe/forklift-driver-flipped-car-after-assault-at-farm-following-day-trippers-parking-row/news-story/52c1804b81fd87cbeddda3a30f032260
This is the piece I was sent and emailed to some of you but couldn't work out how to put it up here. I'm sure some of you have received it on tiktok,it's as funny as buggery. https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/on-the-road/aussie-roasts-90000-toyota-landcruiser-ute-on-tiktok/news-story/9f450018552e72c0f0f7a65ce8d4433d
Soo the next time someone from Africa phones up and says "I have some money for you"........................................................................ https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-06-10/phone-scammers-wreck-lost-money-refunds/100198560
But did they find his Ferrari??? https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-06-11/wa-doomsday-prepper-weapons-seized-in-suburban-perth/100209390
I'll dig myself a little deeper with a certain someone here. It was suggested to the Silver sub'd person by ^^^ person that he should post this pic on Aussie...so here it is: Image Unavailable, Please Login