Its Funny, Cause Im Drunk!!

I call BS

 

What ?

The sister, tower, silver ghost, husband, budgie or vacuum cleaner ?

I'm going with budgie ..... gold fish I'd believe but a budgie is too smart

 

sucked in cockhead

https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/motoring/on-the-road/cyclist-cops-fine-after-claiming-to-have-been-illegally-overtaken-by-car/news-story/6f0c4405e9322c1a48b546d02480f68c

 

Yeah pay your Rego, Greenslips and insurance....Then you get a say Fuchwit.....

 

Notice how no cyclists name/s were mentioned.....

 

Tossers

 

I read that this morning and laughed my head off ..... what an arsehole

Just throw them in the mincer

They're a brave bunch

You should live here on the GC, they think they own the road and ride in the middle of the road ....... cants !!!

 

Hey that's a bit 'arsh.
Next round of street blocking protests coming up:

PBRLM

 

Poof Bloke Retard Lives Matter?

 

Close enough

 

Similar but different.

 

Further news on the Budgie ,when my brother in law enters the room ...it hides behind its mirror and remains silent ..

 

Orgasm with benefits??
https://www.9news.com.au/national/meth-and-cocaine-allegedly-found-in-adult-sex-toys/952c622b-7f70-4f8c-98d6-971c3b48139b

 

Bwaahaahaahaa......fake news no doubt!
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-10-02/donald-trump-positive-to-coronavirus-melania-hope-hicks-covid19/12725310

 

Wonder if the Whomo driving this HOS was the sole distributor?.... Image Unavailable, Please Login

 

AHHH

 

On the piss early today?.....

 

How odd that you find that amusing

Says plenty about you though.... No surprise to me.

 

No why do you ask...AHHHsole?

 

Wow what a blast this would have been.
https://www.9news.com.au/national/sunfish-swims-with-fishermen-off-sydney-coast/82e1bd7a-1b4e-4957-ba5e-904d52902070

 

So would this

https://www.9news.com.au/national/whales-near-surfers-by-byron-bay-drone-footage/6a1ccef1-3981-4e75-bd60-36c4627b31a0

 

Dunno if anyone else has posted this:
https://www.9news.com.au/national/maserati-supercar-trashed-port-stephens-sand-dunes-recovery-effort-bumper-broken-off-nsw-news/150a6482-3839-4402-b0c2-5aba88ca1c46

 

FMD just shows you can’t teach people common sense...What a FW...

 

Two things stand out, well maybe three

1. since when do you drive off at a huge rate of knots when towing ???!!!
2. who ties the rope to the fibreglass ??!!!
3. who would trust a redneck to get your Maserati out of the sand
4. who would drive their Maser onto the sand dunes in the first place

Hold it, Gary's Lebbo mates are up to no good again

I love 'em

 

It will be an elesticised snatch strap...normal use there.
You are correct re the rest .