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I suspect my wife is cheating on me

Discussion in 'Midwest - USA (NE, KS, OK, MO, AR)' started by cmparrenzo, Dec 9, 2006.

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  1. cmparrenzo

    cmparrenzo F1 Rookie

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    #1 cmparrenzo, Dec 9, 2006
    I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision in my life. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

    My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from the PTA, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but she always uses the servants driveway, so I don't see what she is doing in her car.

    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Ferrari next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the courtyard when she came home.

    It was at that moment, crouching behind my front wheel, that I noticed a drop of oil on the inside of my wheel. It might be the wheel bearing or a brake problem.

    Is this something I can fix myself or do you think should I take it to Rosso Motorsports to have it repaired?

    Sincerely,

    Chris Parr
     
  2. hank sound

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    #2 hank sound, Dec 9, 2006
    Something as simple as a drop of oil, can be the ruination of a marriage.
    But save the car first!!

    Funny lead-in:)

    Happy holidays, Hank
     
  3. GCalo

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    #3 GCalo, Dec 9, 2006
    I believe the best answer to this is whether or not you have found men's underware in the glove box.

    Personally, I would not "touch" it!!!
     
  4. JCM615

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    #4 JCM615, Dec 9, 2006
    LOL! Sounds like you have your priorities in order!
     
  5. mdaj

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    #5 mdaj, Dec 9, 2006
    LoL. Priorities are right! :D
     
  6. LetsJet

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    #6 LetsJet, Dec 9, 2006
    Tell her you want her to fix it.......

    If she says ok, you have your answer.
     
  7. Jerry Dobson

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    #7 Jerry Dobson, Dec 9, 2006
    I know there are Men's underwear in the glove box, they are in Chris's glove box.....Joe is asking for them back.
     
  8. slm

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    #8 slm, Dec 9, 2006
    IMHO wouldn't take it to Rosso. Heard the owner is unstable and his wife may be cheating on him. He might just go postal. :) :) :)

    Steve
     
  9. Kieran

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    #9 Kieran, Dec 9, 2006
    haha, i laughed for a while at that...great priorities.
     
  10. TG

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    #10 TG, Dec 9, 2006
    Wow that ending threw me off so bad...
     
  11. silvergts1998

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    #11 silvergts1998, Dec 9, 2006
    LOL!!!
     
  12. GCalo

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    #12 GCalo, Dec 9, 2006
    I believe this started in California and its reference was to a Harley rather than a Ferrari.

    It was very clever, however, and it sure gets attention,
     
  13. cmparrenzo

    cmparrenzo F1 Rookie

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    #13 cmparrenzo, Dec 9, 2006
    well i guess alot of wives are cheating!
     
  14. wax

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    #14 wax, Dec 9, 2006
    These CV boots were made for walkin'...
     
  15. blackbird

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    #15 blackbird, Dec 9, 2006
    Sounds like a job you should do yourself. In fact as soon as I get done banging your wife I will grab my tools and come over to help.
     
  16. dcrews85tr

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    #16 dcrews85tr, Dec 9, 2006
    Hey! Easy on the guy. This is serious stuff. He has got a real problem to deal with.. The shop is trying to counsel Chris as what to do with his car issue and you have to chime in with some unrelated, off the cuff remark. Wow.. How stupid can you be? And as far as the wishfull "bangin" goes, I think you really need to pick up vinyl Sally.
     
  17. slm

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    #17 slm, Dec 9, 2006
    He He.... He said tool.
     
  18. cmparrenzo

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    #18 cmparrenzo, Dec 10, 2006
    I have a video of you and your wife exercising your dog, should I share it with all your friends on here?
     
  19. Blackbird4life

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    #19 Blackbird4life, Dec 10, 2006
    Is my son acting up again? Damn!
     
  20. speedy_sam

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    #20 speedy_sam, Dec 10, 2006
    LOL! Nice one Chris
     
  21. blackbird

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    #21 blackbird, Dec 10, 2006
    I give honest advice and I even offered to help with the project and bring my own tools and you guys attack me. Hell I am the only one that even offered to help. Everybody was making a joke about it and I was concerned with getting the car fixed. Besides that, I am taking care of his wife for him so now when she comes home she is happy and worn out so she doesn't bother Chris anymore allowing more time for ferrari.

    by the way dcrews85tr that big box outside your office is filled with 35,500 pennies. unrolled. thanks for the invoice. real funny. Some advice, I wouldn't take the box to a bank or have your assistant go thru it, you never know what might be buried in there.
     
  22. 2000YELLOW360

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    #22 2000YELLOW360, Dec 10, 2006
    Good one Chris. I do want to see the video though. Please post it here.

    Art
     
  23. dcrews85tr

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    #23 dcrews85tr, Dec 10, 2006
    Believe me...I have a HAZMAT crew on staff waiting on your payment, they know your type. As far as Chris Parr and wife goes, can you lighten up a little. They're going through a very difficult time. Not knowing what to do with the car and all. I think we can agree that Rosso MotorSports is his best bet.
     
  24. GCalo

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    #24 GCalo, Dec 11, 2006

    Or a lot of Harleys and Ferrari's have oil leaks!!!
     
  25. lhowardmo

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    #25 lhowardmo, Dec 12, 2006
    She is a good kisser. That's all I got to say bout that.
     
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