How Many Strokes of Deodorant do U Put on?

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How Many Strokes of Deodorant Do You Put on?

  1. None, I use Spray

  2. 4-5

  3. 6-9

  4. 10+

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  1. Simon^2

    Simon^2 F1 World Champ

    Oct 17, 2005
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    Strokes? WTF... I thought you broke a chunk off, about an inch, and held it in place with a tight T-shirt...
  2. FerrariF50lover

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    20 strokes? Might as well get a paint roller and melt some down and apply it that way. I honestly dont see why you need 20 strokes, not to pick on anyone but wow. Two strokes works fine for me.
  3. CAS

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    Same. Diet/excersise tends to affect body odor. Clean up your diet, drink lots of water, delete the soda, and your body odor decreases dramatically. YMMV! But it works for me; I use the Crystal stuff every once in awhile, but rarely.

    I think the Gentry stuff is literally the funniest post ever on F-Chat, because it was intended as pure seriousness.
  4. Horsefly

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    Which add a little bit of humor to a boat thread. Well as long as we're wasting space, does one use a pencil eraser properly? Is it back and forth, forth and back, up and down, or down and up? And what would be the proper method below the equator? Down and up, or up and down? Perhaps I should post some informative graphics to waste even more space on this worthless thread.
  5. wax

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    Down, up, down, up one-o'clock><seven-c'clock; Counterclockwise oval three times, whilst maintaining one-o'clock><seven-c'clock axis; Left, right, right, left, left, right, left; Counterclockwise oval once more, whilst maintaining one-o'clock><seven-c'clock axis.
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  6. amenasce

    amenasce Two Time F1 World Champ
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    This thread makes me sweat.
  7. BMW.SauberF1Team

    BMW.SauberF1Team F1 World Champ

    Dec 4, 2004
    My Old Spice deodorant doesn't have Aluminum as far as I know. I remember reading about the metal deposits causing Alzheimer's and told my brother who checked his deodorant. Sure enough, his had it and all he responded with was "****". lol
  8. Dino Martini

    Dino Martini F1 Rookie

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    I dont count the number of strokes....whats the point?
  9. HUTCH91TR

    HUTCH91TR F1 Rookie

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    2 or 3 works good enough for me. But since there is no 2-3 in the vote, I voted 4-5
  10. Jerrari

    Jerrari F1 Veteran

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    Dude, like relax man. I posted this as a tongue in cheek humorous thread that looks like it's actually enlightening some folks. For example, I never knew that your diet had such an impact on your body odor.

    FYI, for those that asked why no choice of "none", in my first post I stated "for those of you that use deodorant."


    Keep smilin!
  11. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Somewhere in the world, Gary Green is smiling at you.... :)
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  12. ferraridude615

    ferraridude615 F1 Veteran

    May 4, 2006
    3 is the magic number.
  13. gblogger

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    I thought I did 6, but when I was putting it on today, I actually counted 4 strokes. All down front center, back, then a last stroke upwards and across from back down to front top for good luck. I guess thinking about it clouded my memory and caused me to add 2 strokes. No more thinking for me. lol
  14. Stephanie

    Stephanie F1 World Champ

    Feb 23, 2006
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    Typically the magic number is two, but I hate the smell of the one I have right now, so sometimes it's only one. I'm never stinky, so no need to worry...deodorant is precautionary. :D

    I hate scented deodorant. I don't want anything mixing with my perfume. Ack!
  15. kizdan

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    A little slow at work there, Jerry? :)
  16. 19633500GT

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    Ken S
    So many strokes of deodorant.

    And the white stuff. It gets everywhere.

    But at least I smell nice.
  17. xotik

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  18. BOKE

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    Deodorant???? I don't even wear pants anymore.
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  19. BT

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    2 or 3 max. Degree regular flavor seems to do the trick. Outdoor work requires sweating, just shower afterwards and reapply.

  20. carguyjohn350

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    Jeez, I saw this at the top and was reading it, then noticed the replies from long gone members, then I saw the date. Why resurrect this one?
  21. BOKE

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  22. xotik

    xotik Formula Junior

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    I have to confess, this silly thread has me actually paying attention to how much deodorant I put on now!

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