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HEIDI KLUM MARRIES SEAL???

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  1. BWS550

    BWS550 Wants to be a mod

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    I GUESS THERE IS HOPE FOR ALL MEN IN THE WORLD.....

    JUST HEARD THIS............WHERE DO I BARF???
     
  2. RocketBoy

    RocketBoy Formula 3

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    Don't forget her first child's dad is Flavio Briatore who refused to marry her and even questioned that it was his kid. I guess he was too busy chasing Nicole Kidman around than figuring out what to name his boy.

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  3. Jerrari

    Jerrari F1 Veteran

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    OMG, that dude got smacked and beaten with an ugly stick. I'll bet when he was a kid his mom fed him wit a slingshot. I hope she has a bag for his head, and another for her in case his breaks. I wonder how many mirrors he has broken in his life. Other than that, he is quite handsome.
     
  4. jptyke

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    werD
     
  5. Bryanp

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    I cheered when I saw the title of the thread - I thought she had married a United States Navy SEAL . . ..

    oh, well
     
  6. robert biscan

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    The beauty and the beast.
     
  7. axemansean

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    Hmm so anyone can marry a supermodel, you just gotta be an ugly washed out pop star.
     
  8. RacerX_GTO

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    The depths of some peoples taste.

    (The truth behind his severely scarred face is when he was younger, he suffered a skin disorder of some sort, after treatment, it cleared up. That info is from him during a VH1 interview.)
     
  9. FarmerDave

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    STICK WITH FERRARICHAT.... PEOPLEMAGAZINE.COM IS GONNA TURN YOU INTO HALF A ***!
     
  10. darth550

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    lmao!
     
  11. VROOM!!!

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    My neighbor goes on tour with Seal and he told me Hidi would come over and visit him alot. Could be true...
     
  12. alanhenson

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    SHe's needed to marry quick though. Nothing worse and more pathetic than old models and actresses still trying to be young and beautiful. The rock stars only knock on their doors for so long.
     
  13. ryalex

    ryalex Two Time F1 World Champ
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    "Could" be true? They announced the engagement on the news like 5 months ago. IIRC she's already pregnant with his kid too.

    Good for them, I say.
     
  14. sjb509

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    As a child he had a form of Lupus which caused blistering and deep scarring of his face. If anything it makes him memorable, probably helped his career.

    He has been dating her for some time, this is most likely true. He da man.
     
  15. darth550

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    WOW...Look who answered BRUCE!
     
  16. Johnny Bravo

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    Hell, if Rick Ocasek can be married to Paulina Porizkova & stay married to her for a helluva long time then I don't doubt Seal can snag Heidi Klum. Seal wouldn't win any Greek God award, but certainly out-paces Rick Ocasek. :D
     
  17. Enzo

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    ANDREA MARRIES BRUCE???

    MRS. JIMPO1 MARRIES JIMPO1???

    ROBS WIFE MARRIES ROB LAY???

    Not so unusual, lots of us marry out of our league. :D
     
  19. vegas1

    vegas1 F1 Rookie

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    Yeah, but Rick Ocasek is a better singer than Seal ! And he likes 'Cars' - maybe he drives an F-car !
     
  20. UroTrash

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    OK. At the risks of sounding like an out-of-touch ___________ (you filling the blank) who does not watch enough TV or listen to popular music:

    I've heard of H. Klum,yes, but not "Seal". I assume "Seal" is a one name celeb like Cher or Sting or Dido?

    Or maybe he is a sports star? Would it be worth my effort to find out who he is?
     
  21. UroTrash

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    Not to mention, I always thought "Klum" sounded like something that came out your "Klock".
     
  22. FarmerDave

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    www.seal.com

    I guessed and sure enough, thats his site.
     
  23. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Not to mention a little known urologic fact is seals have a penis bone like raccoons.
     
  24. coolestkidever

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    lets not get into sterotypes
     
  25. FarmerDave

    FarmerDave F1 World Champ
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    Here's another one for you... A whale's penis is called an Oosik.

    It was my frat nickname. No joke. That's what you get when you join a coed community service fraternity.
     

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