First of all, WTF is SportsPro Magazine, and how would they have some sort of inside scoop on the personal life of F1 drivers that somehow escaped the writers of actual F1 mags?? Second, who cares?
+1000...she started the rumors about him, based on the notion that anyone would turn down a toss with a used up, disease infested, mega tramp. Ralf is paying the price, but good decision on his part.
Thats because Piquet got Senna's sloppy seconds. Oh and Piquets marriage to that particular women did not last, I wonder if she told the guy after Piquet, that Piquet was gay as well.
Ahem... "Lap" times? Shouldn't be a problem for a lesbian (male or female) But seriously, folks, this really is a stupid thread. Who the hell cares?! Can they drive an F1 car. That's all that matters. Come on...
+ million. I respectfully request the moderator to delete this useless thread in R&T. Nobody gives a @#$% about sexuality except those that are insecure of their own.
this thread is indeed useless, well mostly. there has to be some more humor value to wring out of it! it's no more useless than 50% of the other threads here. and i will never understand the "this thread is useless" complaints anyway. stop reading it.
If the thread bothers you don't respond. Why complain that it's useless? Just move on to the next one you like.
SportsPro is the successor magazine to F1Business, that writing staff seems to be very well tuned into F1. They had great articles about the day of Senna's death, the story behind the Hamilton antics at last year's Hungarian GP, and Stoddard's tenure in F1. I wouldn't discount anything they wrote out of hand.
My wife insists that 1 out of every 5 men is gay, openly or otherwise... Can't remember where she saw that stat, but when there's a rise in men getting hair transplants for their CHESTS, you have to wonder...
Interesting--I didn't know the mag changed names. I used to see copies of F1Biz every now and then and remember their Senna article. But sexual orientation doesn't seem like their area of expertise--I would think the editors bristle at topics like that.
The article was about Kahne but they made an offhand comment about F1 having two gay drivers. The manner in which they discussed it made it sound like it was a known fact. I was just curious who the two are as I didn't think there were any, other than the rumors circulating about Ralf in his day.
Well, let's do this. It's Round 1 of Knock-Out qualifying for the honors of 2008's Gay F1 Couple. Here's our lineup: Lewis Hamilton--Sure, he's been seen "in the company" of many beautiful women. But he's an F1 driver. These guys can't fall over without hitting their head on a hottie. His unnaturally sculpted and manicured looks earn him a trip to the second round. Kimi Raikkonen--No. Too much disregard for his body. Felipe Massa--A dark horse. He can get away with wearing red, and by virtue of being a "nice guy", he moves to the second round. Robert Kubica--With those ears? Not a chance. Nick Heidfeld--Not much is said about Nick's personal life. Enough to raise suspicions, and being German in a Falco kind of way is enough to advance him to Q2. Heikki Kovalainen--Hmm. Another dark horse. There's something about those beady eyes and knowing perma-grin...On to Q2. Jarno Trulli--Nah. Too Old. Fernando Alonso--Are you kidding me? With that unibrow, he'd be laughed out of the ranks. Sorry Fonz, you're out of it. Mark Webber--Too big of a jerk. No way. Timo Glock--Timo is an example of where being German works against him being a candidate. Nelson Piquet Jr.--The Gay-dar is ringing on Jr. Let's see how he does in the next round. Rubens Barrichello--See Jarno. Nico Rosberg--If the Gay-dar went off on Piquet, it's going berzerk on Nico. What's with these legacies? Kaz Nakajima--Nah. The Japanese may like gay things. But rarely are they actually gay. DC--I'd be surprised. His philandering and occasional sharp comments have earned him a seat on the bench. S. Vettel--Red Bull is famously popular in the clubs and gay bars. And his name is Sebastian. See you in Q2 Jenson Button--There's a little something about JB that makes me want to see how he does in the next round. He's not a slam-dunk either way. On to the next round! Sea Bass--Serously?! What is it with these Red Bull drivers?! Fisi--He's Italian. They either look gay or like gorillas. But they're rarely either. Fisi's a no. A. Sutil--Nah. Not much more to say about him. So, the following 9 drivers have advanced to Q2: Hamilton, Massa, Heidfeld, Kovalainen, Piquet, Rosberg, Vettel, Button and Bourdais.
Judging by the way he runs, I think you need to advance Sutil to Round 2, all he needs is a purse... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VkRgUcP_rM
