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[Funny Chit] Stereotypical car forum quotes

Discussion in 'New York Tri-State' started by C6DVL, May 13, 2007.

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  1. C6DVL

    C6DVL Formula Junior

    Jul 28, 2005
    964
    Queens, NY
    Full Name:
    Ed K
    Bentley Forums
    - - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

    Camaro/Firebird Forums
    - - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

    Mustang forums
    - - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

    Monte Carlo forums
    - - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

    Civic forums
    - - -Some old dude in a Mustang tried to race me.

    VW Bug forum
    - - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

    Yugo Forum
    - - - When's the last time yours ran?

    Lamborghini forum
    - - - Wind noise around 210MPH

    Miata forums
    - - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

    Chevy Tahoe forum
    - - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

    Pontiac Fiero forum
    - - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

    BMW 7-series forum
    - - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

    Cadillac forum
    - - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

    Chevy Suburban Forum
    - - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

    Buick Forum
    - - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

    Delorean forum
    - - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

    Crown Victoria forum
    - - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

    Honda Accord forum
    - - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

    Toyota Prius forum
    - - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

    Ferrari forums
    - - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

    Porsche forums
    - - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

    Saturn forums
    - - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

    Jaguar forum
    - - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

    Mercedes forum
    - - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

    Mini forum
    - - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

    Dodge Viper forum
    - - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

    McLaren F1 forum
    - - -Some punk kid in a F-16 tried to race me.

    Dodge Minivan forum
    - - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

    Hummer forum
    - - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

    Fiat forum
    - - -Hello? Am I the only member?

    Subaru WRX forum
    - - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

    Chevy pickup forum
    - - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

    SRT Forums
    "Will this void my warranty"

    RX7 Forums
    - - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

    DSM Forums
    - - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

    Supra Forums
    - - -Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

    Vette Forums
    - - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

    Ford 2.3 forums
    - - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

    Volkswagen Bus forums
    --- My girlfriend's parents won't let me date her, anybody have a clue why?

    Sport Utility / 4x4forums
    ---I got pulled over by the rudest cop while I was watching Finding Nemo. He said that I ran over a Honda a few miles back, I didn't even feel it!

    Nissan Skyline forums
    --- I just got defected.

    Holden Commodore forums
    --- Just got defected oh mah gaww uleh.

    Nissan Silvia forums
    --- FS: Avocado green drift spec S13, slightly drift damaged.

    FinalGear Forum
    --- Wow! That car sounds amazing - great HP, style, skidpad numbers, top speed - sounds like the perfect car...oh wait, you say its American? Nevermind, it sucks!

    BMW E36 325i Forums:
    -- Just raced a riced Golf, must have had 400 hp or something, it beat me!

    Lancia Delta HF Integrale Forums:
    -- Some burk in an E36 325i just tried to race me.

    Lexus Forums:
    -- Just got a new iPod! (pics)

    Civic Forums:
    -- Just got a new alu wing (pics)

    BMW 5-series Forums:
    -- I think I've just made my car uglier! (pics)

    Subaru Impreza WRX STi Police Car Forums:
    -- Just crashed trying to catch a Polo (pics)

    Land Rover Defender Forums:
    -- Improved reliability with a mahogny crankshaft, and put on new hinges made from RUST FREE STEEL! (pics)

    Subaru Legacy forum:
    -- How much does an STi swap cost??

    BMW M3 forum:
    --what's the best glue for M badges?

    VW Phaeton forum:
    --what's the correct pronounciation again?

    Classic Wankel Engined Cars Forums:
    --Just got my fifth engine (pics)

    Renault Megane Forums:
    --Got my new interior in the mail!

    Rover Forums:
    --Where can I get my ear surgery?

    Ford Sierra Forums:
    --Hit a brick today, wrote the car off.

    Volvo 240 Forums:
    --Some idiot in a Sierra hit me Volvo. Damn it, a front wing is 50 quid at the garbadge dumb!

    BMW 3-series Forums:
    --It's stolen again!

    VW Golf Forums:
    --Just did something hip! I bought an iPod! Think the girls will like me?

    Bentley Arnage T Forums:
    --Where can I get cheap tires?

    BMW X5 Forums:
    --Car stuck on lawn (pics)

    Nissan 350Z Forums:
    --Constant back ache, why?

    Brabus Forums:
    --Car for sale, need to pay speeding ticket

    Lexus Forums:
    --Got in a fight with a Mercedes owner who called it a Toyota

    Calibra Forums:
    --Got in a fight with someone who called himself 'nomix' who said I drove a Vectra

    Auto parts store:
    --Got in a fight with a Checkers employee who thought I had a Toyota. Fifth time this month it's happened!

    Any hot hatch forum:
    - Each stripe's good for at least 60bhp, right?

    Porsche Boxter Forum:
    -- Raced a cheap ricer, saw nothing but taillights, am I still cool for having a Porsche.

    RX-8 Forum:
    -- Rich snot in a Porsche tried to race me. Rear engines can't cant corner no matter how much they cost. Snark welcome.

    *************
    --- I mihgt only be 11 yrs old but my dad is rich and has a CLK GTR so **** you.

    Ford GT forum:
    -- Would my insurance be any cheaper if I tell them it's a South African kit car?

    TVR forum:
    -- Have discovered snap oversteer problem. I am typing this from the afterlife.

    Ariel Atom forums
    --- I just swallowed a bug
    --- Check out my new hair style (pics)
    --- Considering moving to Southern California

    Wiesman Forums:
    --Another dude said I had a nice Jag, what's that all about?

    Air Cooled 911 Forums:
    --Oversteered into a tree (pics)

    Opel Astra OPC Forums:
    --Understeered into a tree (pics)

    Porsche Cayenne Turbo S Forums:
    --Car out of petrol, bought a new one

    Smart forums:
    ---ForTwo fell into a pothole and got stuck, how to safely recover it?

    Trabant forums:
    --- Body got eaten by goats, got any spares?

    Jaguar Forums
    --- Not enough wood in car, where can I get wood appliques for seats.

    Audi A4 forums:
    --ANOTHER NEW A4 ?!?! Oh well, it's upgrade time
     
  2. sjmst

    sjmst F1 Veteran
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    Jul 31, 2003
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    Long Island, NY
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    Sam
    #2 sjmst, May 14, 2007
    Last edited by a moderator: Sep 7, 2017
    Great stuff!!


    All good, but the Buick one has really got to be true. Have you EVER seen anyone under 50 driving a Buick?
    And is it true that after 60 the law is you must not only drive a Buick, but you must also wear this hat?
    Watch and see if it isn't true.
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  3. emilie

    emilie Formula Junior

    May 14, 2006
    313
    underestimated
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    silent E
    LOL :D
     
  4. C6DVL

    C6DVL Formula Junior

    Jul 28, 2005
    964
    Queens, NY
    Full Name:
    Ed K
    Mini forum
    - - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

    Dodge Viper forum
    - - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

    some of the funny ones
     
  5. Cscat87

    Cscat87 Formula 3

    Oct 23, 2006
    1,220
    Long Island
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    Chris
    bahahaha, all true
     
  6. revsto9k

    revsto9k Formula Junior

    Aug 3, 2006
    402
    Clifton, New Jersey
    Full Name:
    Anuj
    my favorite one is the RX7 one with the 13B groupbuy full hahaha

    The Supra one with the head too big also applies to the Evo crowd ..
     
  7. C6DVL

    C6DVL Formula Junior

    Jul 28, 2005
    964
    Queens, NY
    Full Name:
    Ed K
    Subaru WRX forum
    - - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.


    hee hee
     
  8. revsto9k

    revsto9k Formula Junior

    Aug 3, 2006
    402
    Clifton, New Jersey
    Full Name:
    Anuj
    Corvette Forum
    --- got ticketed by off duty park ranger for doing a burnout (anyone know a lawyer?)


    :D :D :D ;)
     
  9. revsto9k

    revsto9k Formula Junior

    Aug 3, 2006
    402
    Clifton, New Jersey
    Full Name:
    Anuj
    RS4 Forum
    --- keep getting ticketed and now I lost my license (can anyone drive me to Club Pacha?)
     
  10. Cscat87

    Cscat87 Formula 3

    Oct 23, 2006
    1,220
    Long Island
    Full Name:
    Chris
    S2000 Forum
    --- my car revs to 9k but goes nowhere, and whats this torque thing people keep talking about?



    sorry, had to do it :p
     
  11. C6DVL

    C6DVL Formula Junior

    Jul 28, 2005
    964
    Queens, NY
    Full Name:
    Ed K
    haha, All I have to say, that was one hell of a burn-out, it better turn up on someones DVD so I canbuy it at Best buy :)

    my last yrs burn out on the Hosp. run turned up on Super Speeders 3 DVD and the other burn out on the Exotic run turned up on the Destroy Networks latest DVD
     
  12. Tobias

    Tobias Formula 3

    May 22, 2004
    1,672
    NY
    LOL! I'm a member there.
     

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