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Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by seinfeld, Oct 17, 2006.

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  1. seinfeld

    seinfeld Formula Junior

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    #1 seinfeld, Oct 17, 2006
    A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

    "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
    The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
    The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

    A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
    "You're finished already?" he asked.
    "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats".
    "Impressed", the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
    "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
     
  2. MedMech

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    #2 MedMech, Oct 17, 2006
    A man bought a brand new Ferrari. It could do 0-100 in two seconds. While cruising soon after purchasing it, he pulled up next to an old man wearing suspenders on a motor scooter. "Nice car," says the man. "Thanx," says the Ferrari guy."It does 0-100 in two seconds." "Pretty cool" says the old man. The light changes and the guy floors the accelerator and shoots off. Feeling proud, he looks into his rearview mirror only to see a dot zooming at him. It shoots past to his amazement. Shocked, he sees it coming back at him at an amazing speed. It shoots past, and he realizes it's the old man on his scooter. "No way," he says. He slams on the brakes and the man comes flying up form behind and nails the rear end of the car. "Holy ****, are you alright asks the man. "yeah," replies the old man, "but could you unhook my suspenders from your car??"
     
  3. cessnav8or

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    #3 cessnav8or, Oct 17, 2006
    lol
     
  4. DGS

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    #4 DGS, Oct 17, 2006
    "Ferrari Jokes..."

    The 348? :D
     
  5. Jdubbya

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    #5 Jdubbya, Oct 17, 2006
    I forsee a lock on this thread........
     
  6. MedMech

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    #6 MedMech, Oct 17, 2006
    A guy won the lottery and ran down to the Ferrari dealer to get his dream car and that happened to be a brand new Ferrari F430 Spyder. When he asked the salesman the salesman man replied "Sure we have many colors to choose from on the lot and we sell them at retail price" .

    Now that is funny!
     
  7. RossoCorsaItaly

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    #7 RossoCorsaItaly, Oct 17, 2006
    I got this off of a recent thread on the supraforums.

    An 18 year old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2months.Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a
    pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

    Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says "who was the pig
    that did this to you? I want to know!"

    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
    Ha lf an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house, a
    mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably
    dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

    He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the
    girl,and tells them:"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
    I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take
    charge.I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest
    of her life.Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail
    stores,a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.
    If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a &nbs p;$4,000,000 bank account

    If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
    However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

    At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
    firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You **** her
    again."
     
  8. RonnieF430Spider

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    #8 RonnieF430Spider, Oct 17, 2006
    There is this guy who drives a red Enzo. Late one night he is driving on PCH in Malibu at about 165 mph!!! Suddenly......
     
  9. ExclusiveMotorcars

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    #9 ExclusiveMotorcars, Oct 17, 2006
    The real joke is that the Ferrari Owner bought a Euro car...
     
  10. wetpet

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    #10 wetpet, Oct 17, 2006
    that's gonna leave a mark
     
  11. JavierT10

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    #11 JavierT10, Oct 17, 2006
    LOL, That's a nice one!
     
  12. Tifoso1

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    #12 Tifoso1, Oct 17, 2006
    +1 *LOL*
     
  13. 285ferrari

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    #13 285ferrari, Oct 17, 2006
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!
     
  14. Carluvr

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    #14 Carluvr, Oct 17, 2006
    "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
    GOOD ONE!
     
  15. sicqnus

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    #15 sicqnus, Oct 29, 2006
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  16. Remy Zero

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    #16 Remy Zero, Oct 29, 2006

    now thats a Good one!!
     
  17. snj5

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    #17 snj5, Oct 29, 2006
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