Ferrari Jokes. Anyone see this before?

The cop got out of his car and
> the kid who was stopped
> for speeding
> rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you
> all day," the cop
> said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well, I got here as
> fast as I could." When
> the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on
> his way without a
> ticket.

 

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's
> final exam. "Now
> class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not
> being here tomorrow. I
> might consider a nuclear attack or a serious
> personal injury or illness,
> or a death in your immediate family but that's it,
> no other excuses
> whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room
> raised his hand and
> asks, "What would you say if tomorrow, I said I was
> suffering from
> complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire
> class does its best to
> stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence
> is restored, the
> teacher smiles sympathetically at the student,
> shakes her head, and
> sweetly says, "Well, I guess I'd say you'd have to
> write the exam with
> your other hand."

 

# 5 is funny.

I like all the references to the F50...my kinda guy.

 

I like #5!!!!

 

I like these ........... they rock
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Tell me about it! Those are awesome.