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  1. TestShoot

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    #1 TestShoot, Mar 3, 2005
    Headed to Rosarito this weekend after CC, on a 'fact finding mission' gotta know if this actually exsists. If it does, I have to be front row center! PIX WILL BE TAKEN if it is not urban legend...

    In the past folks have bragged about going to one, then I take them down there, and yet, "oh wait, it used to be here" yeah right :rolleyes:

    I just gotta know.

    Things to do in life:
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    see donkey show
    tape 3way and post to f-chat (check to the fourth power)
     
  2. 96impalaSS

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    #2 96impalaSS, Mar 3, 2005
    Am I ****ing missing something here?
     
  3. markymark360f1

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    #3 markymark360f1, Mar 3, 2005
    it used to.
    Try Tijuana ....on Revolution ave...
    Just make sure you dont get hustled or kidnapped....
    Adelidas if you want the real thing......
    MM
     
  4. TestShoot

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    #4 TestShoot, Mar 3, 2005
    You da man! yeah my crew is also a bunch of badasses so i doubt it'll be an issue some ultimate fighting guys i know
     
  5. markymark360f1

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    #5 markymark360f1, Mar 3, 2005
    dont pee in the alleys, watch out for the $20 bill trick..you give a 20 and they switch it with a one dollar bill......
     
  6. TestShoot

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    #6 TestShoot, Mar 3, 2005
    I am from NY, we invented that trick
     
  7. Hammerdown

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    #7 Hammerdown, Mar 3, 2005
    I have a Marine friend who swears its real and has seen it on leave in Tijuana.
     
  8. markymark360f1

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    #8 markymark360f1, Mar 3, 2005
    The only difference is you are not in NY city, the cops are crooked and a bunch of tough guys to them is fun, their jails are no joke.


    I hope someone speaks spanish in your group pricing and what not is better.....


    Dont confuse the parallels of NYC, its still like the wild west.....except without justice of any sort.....


    Be safe, the fighting only helps in the back alleys, in public you are screwed.
    The doormen and bouncers are on the same team as the cops..



    Bottom line, they just want your money......The cops have been known to check your wallet for an atm card and drive to the bank with you.

    Have fun though, if you go to Rosarito go 10 minutes further to puerto nuevo for lobster....


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    #9 darth550, Mar 3, 2005
    At least Ortega's is real!

    DL
     
  10. markymark360f1

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    #10 markymark360f1, Mar 3, 2005
    You can get like three lobster for $30.
     
  11. writerguy

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    #11 writerguy, Mar 3, 2005
    Yes it does (looks over both shoulders) in Neuvelo Laredo Mexico you can find such a show (ahem not that I would know that for sure....)
     
  12. randall

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    #12 randall, Mar 3, 2005
    No, it doesn't exist. It's mostly a con. Go to TJ and ask a cabby if he knows where it's at, he'll say hop in and drive you there. About $10 later he'll drop you off and say go inside some bar. SURPRISE! It's just a bar.

    I've met tons of guys that say they "Know someone that went". Funny that everyone knows someone, but no one ever claims to be the guy that went.
     
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    #13 Fan512bbi, Mar 3, 2005
    What is the donkey show????
     
  14. markymark360f1

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    #14 markymark360f1, Mar 3, 2005
    actually I think they stopped doing it in the 70's, but it does exist.
    I referred mr Testshoot to adelidas a popluar brothel and bar that I think they will find most interesting and fun.
     
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    #15 thecarreaper, Mar 3, 2005


    i will pm you...........:)
     
  16. TestShoot

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    #16 TestShoot, Mar 3, 2005
    *clearing throat* Brothel??? Dude, I get enough from random women for free already.
     
  17. markymark360f1

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    #17 markymark360f1, Mar 3, 2005
    thats right......Actually the bar that used to have it was on Revolution ave.
    It was there some time ago. The people at Adelidas would know, since donkey shows are one aspect of the business....

    Oh to be single again....

    MM
     
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    #19 BigSky355, Mar 3, 2005
    Be careful bro, even Tank Abbott is no match for Federales with guns.
    Chris
     
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    #20 El Wayne, Mar 3, 2005
    It does still exist near Nuevo Laredo in a place called Boys Town. Hey, I was 19 years old. What can I say?
     
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    #21 darth550, Mar 4, 2005
    Oh SHlT....here is comes..............................................

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  22. TestShoot

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    #22 TestShoot, Mar 6, 2005
    Ok here is what happened
    -Arrived in TJ, split up into three teams. We went all over town looking for said 'donkey show' no luck.

    -We drive to Rosarito (right away we know this is wrong) so we eat and drive on to Ensenada, stopping at every dive along the way.

    -Arrive in Ensenada to realize, this is where my grandparents would go. ZZZzzz... So we spend the night getting approached by 'lonely' 14 year old girls. Get creeped out, and on to the drinking...

    -Return to Rosarito, and ask locals and college guys if/when'where...

    -Head back to TJ, walk Revolucion. One mane yells out the magic words as we skirt past the club. We confront him, he says maybe later, let's get you inside and drinking first. We drink.

    -On the way out the door, the inventive guy I am, decide we will ppool our money that we did not spend. I walk to the club promising the show. Here is what happens:


    me: "hey we have not seen any donkey show, I don't believe it exsists."
    him: "yes boys it not time for it yet. Later, you drink now, beautiful titties, girls do anything you want inside."
    me: "anything?"
    him: "yes, crazy."
    me: "let me talk to your boss, I wanna talk to him. I have some money I want the craziest time anyone has ever seen"
    el guappo: "You boys wanna see a show?"
    me: "we want to see the donkey show"
    EG: "you want crazy, you want my ladies to lick you ***hole? they do that they good ladies."
    me: "there is a burro painted like a zebra right there, we have $400. You'r girls do anything right? So we bring the burro inside and we have the donkey show."
    EG: speechless as we flash cash.
    me: "Well do we have a deal?"
    EG: "I go ask."
    (10 minutes pass)
    EG: "You go to Divas ask for ***** I get her, she come and put on show for you. Take one hour"
    (we walk to Divas next to the Jai Ali thingy. Doorman sends us back to point A when time is up.)
    EG: "No seniors, she no do it."
    me: "Not for $400?"
    EG: "We have girls do anything to you you want."
    me: "Not this burro?"
    EG:"No."

    like that we bounce back to SD...
     
  23. TestShoot

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    #23 TestShoot, Nov 7, 2007
    bump for newbie input
     

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