Gus carries the US budget deficit in his backpocket. When Gus gets bored he finances revolutions. -Peter Oh
Dont know if this is another have fun with Gus thread (not at the expense of........) but the man very generously offered me any assistance with knowledge, he could in regards to the purchase of exotics. He is obviously a successful guy but more than that, a guy that seemingly enjoys treating himself to others. He seemingly wears his emotions on his sleeves which only enforces his image of being genuine. Not everybody will agree with his collection or his modifications but nobody can dispute that the he is an enthusiast. I say the man is an asset to any car forum. -Peter Oh
I did a background search of this guy and found these articled facts about him. I looked in one of my books and it was authored by Gus. Here are humble fact I found about him. I don't think Chuck has anything on this guy, not even his round house kick. Gus's phone bill stated issues under the result of intimidation section from a At&T pay phone monitoring facility When Gus called a 1-900 number, he doesnt get charged. He helds up the phone and money fell out. Newspaper from the Times Articles found posted at the Smithsonian wall of accomplishments. Headline article was about GUS. It stated a fact below: -There are no races, only countries of people Gus has beaten to different shades of black and blue. A picture of the opposite taken by a Photo journeyman on his way to work described this: -When Gus falls in water, Gus doesn't get wet. Water gets Gus. Something GUS failed to tell us! -Gus house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. -Gus CAN believe it's not butter. A mathmetician couldn't do it till Gus arrived for a class. -Gus can divide by zero. -Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Gus browsing on ferrarichat. -While urinating, Gus is easily capable of welding titanium. He also can weld wood to concrete. he has developed the new scientific thought of connection without connecting. -Gus once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography. -Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Gus to go around. -When taking the SAT, write "G U S" for every answer. You will score over 8000. Maybe some of us should have done this. World Series of poker Archive I found this: The commentator silently speaking....Gus's background wins... -Gus has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. -On his birthday, Gus randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. -Gus has 12 moons. Two of those moons is the Earth and Fchat. A newspaper article complaint section from other customers because they tried the same and it didn't work. -Gus ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. -If you Google search "GUS getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen. PBA Hall of Famer Walter Ray Williams Jr still can't do this because Gus has the secret. -Gus doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint. -It takes Gus 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. -Gus has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way. -When Gus is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them. Even Samoans. -Gus once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink, he complained he wasn't tired after 4 months. -Gus played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. -Gus I remember reading about you. The book title was, "GUS" Litterally
There was a picture in todays newspaper of gus infront of his laptop, if you look closely you will see there's no "ctrl" button on Gus' computer. Gus is always in Control Have you guys heard this myth about Gus, that if you have 5 dollars and Gus have 5 dollars, Gus has more money than you. And that Gus counted to infinity.. TWICE. And on the news today was some awesome news. Gus is the only person ever to win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Steve Wonder at the same time
I just got a call from Gus, he told me some interesting things that we forgot to mention, Once Gus did infact touch MC Hammer and here's a little known fact. The Bible was originally called "Gus and Friends" and there's no thing called Lesbians.. just women who haven't met Gus
Gus is an asset to anyone, it's all about character. He helped me too, and I was a total stranger to him. That speaks volumes about a man. That's the kind of man I am proud to call a friend.
I will call Gus today but I didn't know he felt outcasted. He is a good man -- the only man I know of his caliber that didn't let money get to his head and helps kids such as myself expand my entrepreneurial mind. I can't ask for nothing more from Gus. He is a great friend and mentor.
Gus, If you are ever in Maryland, Give me a call and I will hang out with you for the day. He seems like a man of Integrity to me...
He does not see like humans do, instead he sees numbers in green scrolling down. His right nipple is shaped like the Nürburgring.
Josh, I am sure that your intent is sincere, and that you're trying to help. However, I think that your thread is going to miss the mark. It's time to quit making threads about Gus, and just let everything settle back down to normal. If I were in his shoes, I'd just want people to quit talking about me and start chatting with me about mutual topics of interest (re: cars!).
snake said it nicely. i was was just going to say don't be a kiss ass. if he wants to be here, he will be here. don't worry about it. the guy seems like a nice guy, but if he doesn't want to post here this will not help. just my .02, justin
I find this very patronising, if i were Gus i would be slightly embarrassed reading this, Gus had enough of a voice over on L- power so let him use it here?
Ok guys I don't think we need any more drama. It's a bit much. I spoke to Gus today and he too was laughing at these joke threads. All is well now and he just wants to go back to talking about cars as we all do. 360Spider, don't start any more of these threads. You have other things to tend to and best of luck with that.
