Maybe the easiest solution is just to get Ian to hold the soap?.....Just tell him it will get Karen off your back.....
Unlikely. QLDers aren’t very bright https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-live-updates/live-coverage/905afffa8fc784b68a4fdcdf90380b1c
Seems plausible https://www.ladbible.com/news/uk-5g-masts-set-on-fire-amid-coronavirus-conspiracy-theories-20200403
Only a lazy Millenial wouldn’t make the effort to correct it. Or a social media obsessed lefty. Anyone whom types “ I can hardly type I’m so furious” is obviously one or both of the above.
Not to mention, anyone who has to sign off everywhere as “Dr” is clearly a wanker (Wr?) -Captain Steve.