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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. moretti

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  2. Ferraridoc

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  3. Aircon

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  6. FazzerPorscheman

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    She is a complete moron, however SM did the right thing by returning.

    He should have returned earlier though IMO.

    This is a major catastrophe.
     
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  7. moretti

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    PR nightmare for all pollies
    They should all be out there fighting the fires as a show of support
     
  8. Ferraridoc

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    Gretel needs to learn how things work here. Scomo is PM, not king. There are layers of elected officials and bureaucrats that can run things just fine while he's away. And I'm sure there were plenty of discussions before he left. And he went to Hawaii, not Mars - just a phone call away.
    If the Green Left want to lump that sort of direct, hands-on responsibility on him, fine - but with that absolute onus should come absolute power. The left would be petrified if their interfering bureaucrats and obfiscating Senate coul be bypassed so easily

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  9. FazzerPorscheman

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    Hmmm.

    It’s a sign of respect.

    Are you suggesting nurses instead of doctors should have Termination of Life discussions with patients families?
     
  10. Aircon

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    Crap

    Also, she's a condescending biatch who herself yelled over her opponent and pretty much called him stupid.

    I don't know how she ended up doing so well. She can't sing either, but that's another story.
     
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  11. Ferraridoc

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    Respect for what? The fires have been going on for months! Doctors have T of L discussions, and then the nurse has INSTRUCTIONS.
     
  12. 4_Eff_Sake

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    What an absurd analogy


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  13. FazzerPorscheman

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    Hey, thank you.

    Best I could come with on short notice.
     
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  14. moretti

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    I found this funny ..... but it could be true :)
     
  15. Aircon

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  16. FazzerPorscheman

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  17. moretti

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    said the actress to the bishop :p
     
  18. Horse

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  20. Horse

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    I’m here all week.


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  21. Aircon

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  23. moretti

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    Yeah, this seems like a nice distraction
     

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