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  1. Spasso

    Spasso F1 World Champ

    Feb 16, 2003
    14,652
    The fabulous PNW
    Full Name:
    Han Solo
    Finally figured that one out, talking about the landing gear,

    (every time it kneels, it blows something)
     
  2. SWITCHESOFF

    SWITCHESOFF Formula Junior

    Nov 9, 2005
    582
    I kinda thought with the nose opening up with that gaping opening....kinda like deep throat.
     
  3. Skyraider

    Skyraider Formula Junior

    Nov 4, 2005
    620
    Correct on all counts.

    And Um........ Uh Huh!
    I cheated too, in listing them.... ;)
     
  4. Spasso

    Spasso F1 World Champ

    Feb 16, 2003
    14,652
    The fabulous PNW
    Full Name:
    Han Solo
    My thoughts too. I guess either one would work.

    In retrospect I remember hearing about the C-5 kneeling but always getting stuck in the down position.
     
  5. Spasso

    Spasso F1 World Champ

    Feb 16, 2003
    14,652
    The fabulous PNW
    Full Name:
    Han Solo
    It's still fun to see what kind of imagination our guys have.
     
  6. SWITCHESOFF

    SWITCHESOFF Formula Junior

    Nov 9, 2005
    582
    We also called it " The Bannana Boat" and the B-Two-Dozen and a Ground Luvin' Whore.
     
  7. Spasso

    Spasso F1 World Champ

    Feb 16, 2003
    14,652
    The fabulous PNW
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    Han Solo
    I am guessing a B-24 but I also found the moniker "GLW" used for the F-86F Thunderstreak also.
     
  8. rfking

    rfking Formula Junior

    Nov 16, 2003
    785
    Italy
    A somewhat different take - what does the SP stand for on the designation B747SP?


    Hint - not very endearing
     
  9. SWITCHESOFF

    SWITCHESOFF Formula Junior

    Nov 9, 2005
    582
    The SP stood for Special Performance. And it was the fastest jet transport ever. My wife and I were on one that was an hour late from leaving Heathrow. The pilot came on and said" Don't worry folks about making a connection, this airplane can and will make it up." It did just that. We arrived at Seattle on time at 1100 hours.
     
  10. SWITCHESOFF

    SWITCHESOFF Formula Junior

    Nov 9, 2005
    582
    B-24 it was. They sang a song to the tune of Strawberry Roan.....' Oh that B-24, Oh that ground luvin' whore........." With a full load that thing was scary on take off.
     
  11. rfking

    rfking Formula Junior

    Nov 16, 2003
    785
    Italy
    - but the "nicknames" ?
     
  12. SWITCHESOFF

    SWITCHESOFF Formula Junior

    Nov 9, 2005
    582
    I have to admitt that I have never heard a nickname for the SP. ......maybe Short Pig ????
     
  13. rfking

    rfking Formula Junior

    Nov 16, 2003
    785
    Italy
    Short Plane?
     
  14. Spasso

    Spasso F1 World Champ

    Feb 16, 2003
    14,652
    The fabulous PNW
    Full Name:
    Han Solo
    Not to be confused with riding the "Short Bus"
     
  15. SWITCHESOFF

    SWITCHESOFF Formula Junior

    Nov 9, 2005
    582
    A friend of mine flew SP's for Pan Am and he said they were nothing but a four engined fighter.
     
  16. rfking

    rfking Formula Junior

    Nov 16, 2003
    785
    Italy
    The french would call it: Stupid Purchase
     
  17. Spasso

    Spasso F1 World Champ

    Feb 16, 2003
    14,652
    The fabulous PNW
    Full Name:
    Han Solo
    These are fitting,

    Aardvark,
    Switchblade,
    Edsel,
    Ramp Vac,
    McNamara's Folly


    For?
     
  18. Spasso

    Spasso F1 World Champ

    Feb 16, 2003
    14,652
    The fabulous PNW
    Full Name:
    Han Solo
    Roy, you have PM about Mondials, 1400 hrs, Saturday, 01/07/06
     
  19. SWITCHESOFF

    SWITCHESOFF Formula Junior

    Nov 9, 2005
    582
    TFX LBJ's F-111 I worked on that proposal and learned about political SUCTION on that one. Gen Dynamics made all the mistakes that we threw out early in our studies....like the ramp vac intakes.
     
  20. Spasso

    Spasso F1 World Champ

    Feb 16, 2003
    14,652
    The fabulous PNW
    Full Name:
    Han Solo
    I think I like the name Edsel the best.
     
  21. SWITCHESOFF

    SWITCHESOFF Formula Junior

    Nov 9, 2005
    582
    Mac Namarra's Folly fits the best because he, like in his Ford days, wanted one airplane to do everything the Navy, Air Force, Marines, and whoever wanted it , in one package. Under-weight for the Air Force, over-weight for the Navy and over-budget for everybody. AND then , it never performed to specs even after hiring Boeing engineers to bail out the mess that Gen Dynamics got itself in. BUT. It was built in LBJ's state of good ol'Texas and that's what REALLY counted. See. Nothing has changed in 40 years.I agree, too, it was an EDSEL.
     
  22. Spasso

    Spasso F1 World Champ

    Feb 16, 2003
    14,652
    The fabulous PNW
    Full Name:
    Han Solo
    Carefull, don't mess with Texas.
     
  23. SWITCHESOFF

    SWITCHESOFF Formula Junior

    Nov 9, 2005
    582
    My favorite comment about Texas was uttered by an Alaskan who was tired of the Texas BS. He told a mouthy Texan to shut up or they would split Alaska in half and Texas would be the third largest state.
    And then the story of an AT-7 during the war that reported in for landing instructions and that he had 300 passengers aboard. When the tower asked in astonishment how the hell they could get that many people aboard a 7 passenger airplane, the pilot answered, " No problem, nothing but a bunch of Texans with the Bull Sh....t kicked out of them."
     
  24. Spasso

    Spasso F1 World Champ

    Feb 16, 2003
    14,652
    The fabulous PNW
    Full Name:
    Han Solo
    It's called Design by Commitee and they've tried it with every plane since. There have been quite a few failures over the years to prove it. Business as usual.

    Government favoritism to the "Home State", same thing.
     
  25. Gatorrari

    Gatorrari F1 World Champ
    Silver Subscribed

    Feb 27, 2004
    16,376
    Georgia
    Full Name:
    Jim Pernikoff
    #50 Gatorrari, Jan 8, 2006
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