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  1. 1%er

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    #76 1%er, Dec 20, 2011
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    If your taking one this big for the team you get a full 101%! Holy **** this chick has gills!

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  2. 4re Nut

    4re Nut F1 World Champ

    Mar 27, 2004
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    #77 4re Nut, Dec 20, 2011
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    More like this but replace the rice rocket with a Vezpa...
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  3. 4re Nut

    4re Nut F1 World Champ

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    #78 4re Nut, Dec 20, 2011
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    You need to subscribe so you can droll on some of the NSFW threads...curvy chicks galore and then some!

    http://ferrarichat.com/forum/payments.php
     
  4. 1%er

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    #79 1%er, Dec 20, 2011
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    Once again that ****ing awesome! I have to blog about this one holy cow! OMG my sides hurt LOL!!!!!!!!

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    zYOu guys should get a kick out of this one. This was at a bar in sturgis a few years ago! How ****ed up do ya have to be to do this! LOL
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  5. 1%er

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    Ya got me! What am I supposed to look at?

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  6. 4re Nut

    4re Nut F1 World Champ

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    #81 4re Nut, Dec 20, 2011
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    Fess up, that's you right?

    At least you/he isn't being, um, intimate with the pylon. :eek: :D
     
  7. 1%er

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    Believe it or not I very seldom drink. This guy has more hair then I do!
     
  8. 4re Nut

    4re Nut F1 World Champ

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  9. 4re Nut

    4re Nut F1 World Champ

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    Steve
    You already stepped up to an avatar...you'll have 1K posts in time...this place is like Hotel California.
     
  10. 1%er

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    Ya me in New Orleans a few years ago
     
  11. 4re Nut

    4re Nut F1 World Champ

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    Small world, I live in the burbs of NOLA.
     
  12. 1%er

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    Fun town. Lived in Homa for awhile when I was a diving commercially for PDNO and CalDive in Morgan city.
     
  13. Texas Forever

    Texas Forever Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    Apr 28, 2003
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    Texas!
    Hey Dude, keep the rubber side up, or is it the shiny side down? Crap, I always get this **** mixed up.

    Dale
     
  14. NORTY

    NORTY Formula Junior

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    Went to the annual "Tijuana Toy Run" this year. It wasn't 5 minutes and 2 "rival" MC gangs decided to embarrass themselves by fighting. Imagine if you will, "grown" men, fighting over absolutely nothing.

    They should have been spanked as children. maybe they'd figure it out by the time puberty hits, then...
     
  15. 1%er

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    Its always disappointing when something like that happens. What clubs were involved? As for fighting over nothing, countries do that stuff all the time. It's not exclusive to MC's. Oh well what do ya do.

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  16. 1%er

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    Lol it's both Dale! Hey guys Merry Christmas!
     
  17. 1%er

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    Guys,
    I just wanted to wish you a merry Christmas. May the holiday and new year bring you and your family happiness, health and prosperity.

    With warmest regards
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  18. S Brake

    S Brake F1 World Champ

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    Merry Christmas to you as well.
     
  19. kevfla

    kevfla Formula 3

    Nov 20, 2003
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    gone 4 good
    at the clubhouse:

    A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump
    off a bridge so they stopped.

    The leader, a big burly guy, gets off his bike and says, "Hey, honey, what are you doing?"

    "I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

    While he did not want to appear insensitive, he also didn't want to miss an
    opportunity so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

    So she does... And it was a long, passionate, deep-tongued, lingering, thrilling kiss.

    After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had.
    That's a real talent you are going to waste. That was one hell of a kiss !!! Why are you committing
    suicide?"

    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl ......"




    This joke was found under "Aussie joke thread" in the Australia sub-section of FChat...probably 800-900 of them. Ought to check that out.

    Happy holidays to you too, man!

    KevFla
     
  20. 1%er

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    Lol that's awesome! I will tell that joke at the clubhouse this weeken and advise.
     
  21. 4re Nut

    4re Nut F1 World Champ

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    :eek:
     
  22. Texas Forever

    Texas Forever Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    Texas!
    There's a lot I could say, but I ain't gonna. Live and let live and all that.

    Just remember, real bikers don't join no clubs. We just ride and ride.

    Dale

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_gz2yj_MeA[/ame]
     
  23. Texas Forever

    Texas Forever Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    Apr 28, 2003
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    Texas!
    Hey, 1% Dude, if I was gonna buy a Harley, which one should I buy?

    Keep in mind, I go way back. Back in my day, Electrica Glides were only for old dudes. Me? I was a Triumph guy. Yeah, me and Steve.

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HZw-wsCK5w[/ame]


    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAyUBHGDTnw&feature=fvwp&NR=1[/ame]

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNjzzDNIJWw&feature=related[/ame]



    Dale
     
  24. 1%er

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    Dec 11, 2011
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    LOL! Just wanted to tell you guys to have a safe riding season. My wife and I have already had one really close call! Please keep your eyes open and lay off the beer when you're going to ride. Hey Dale, How's life treating ya. I hope well. I will try to get on here more often, it's just been a crazy spring!

    Warmest Regards

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  25. 1%er

    1%er Rookie

    Dec 11, 2011
    47
    Alright guys I have a new toy! I should have pictures up this weekend. I will give you a little preview!

    1. Ultima 120 cubic inch motor

    2. Baker 6 speed tranny

    3. Twin 45mm Makuni carbs

    4. NOS

    5. Custom built frame

    6. 250 rear tire

    Holy freakin dog crap it's fast! I had it up to 148mph last weekend between here and franktown. I think that's faster then I ever want to go on a bike! That was without hitting the NOS.

    More to follow!
     

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