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It's not funny, and I'm not drunk.

Discussion in 'Australia' started by Aircon, Apr 26, 2011.

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  1. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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  2. kerrari

    kerrari Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Why the faaaark do we need ‘updates’ anyway - never seen a single one that is actually an ‘improvement’!
    And while I’m on a tach rant, WHY is the Qld covid app not available direct from Qld gov’t website? I have zero downloaded apps on my phone and to load the covidtracker I first had to allow Playstore - which immediately drained my battery and bombarded me with junk (despite having turned off every option I could). So, I deleted it and can’t get the app. Not giving up the convenience of more than 24 hr battery life and no junk, so I have to inconvenience venues by doing an ‘alternative’ checkin.
     
  3. Ferraridoc

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    Just tell them your name is Moretti
     
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  4. moretti

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    A lot of the updates are security updates when there has been a breach , so no enhancement just protection ..... geez, ya can't make anyone happy these days
     
  5. kerrari

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    Tell that to the Outlook users!
     
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  6. Steve355F1

    Steve355F1 F1 World Champ
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    I understand that, but it’s true that updates can also cause problems.

    For example, ever since the last software update my iPad has been randomly crashing, freezing, turning itself off and on for no reason in the middle of whatever I’m doing.
    It never did any of those things before the update.
     
  7. moretti

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    Buy a real computer ... iPads are for kids
     
  8. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    All fixed now
     
  9. simon klein

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    Eggzackery,same as the 2 windfarms here that are on dairy farms.

    The cows don't mind them and the farmers are paid either rent or royalties(rent probably),the cows haven't turned into raving loonies with the blade swishing.
    The other one is built on crappy rock outcrop hills that was only home to some endangered marsupial and the enviro mob were for it so long as the animals were rehoused where the windmill pads weren't.
    They've,all 3 of them,have turned into tourist attractons with 2 of 'em having interpretive sections in the carparks.
    Ripper things IMO.
     
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  10. simon klein

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    Well unbelievably I was able to D/L both the Qld and NSW apps no probs......the Sicktorian one.......:(
     
  11. moretti

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    Your IT skills are complete mate :p
     
  12. simon klein

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    Not really,I still don't know how to do a bunch of emoji's....m life won't be complete untill then :( :) :D :p.
     
  13. Maranello550

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    I see they caught the HK rapist .... Lee Pon Yu
     
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    Also got his brother...Won Hung Lo...
     
  16. simon klein

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    Yep cops chased him through a paddock....he didn't quite get his leap over the barbed wire fence right....
     
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  18. Aircon

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    You spend an inordinate amount of time talking about me. Interesting.
     
  19. Arvin Grajau

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    NO everyone does ....yours ears are burning
     
  20. Aircon

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    No. Just you. Your obsession with me could be considered an illness. Doesn't say much about the loyalty of my "friends" either, but I digress.
     
  21. Ferraridoc

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    You'll need more kindling than that
     
  22. Arvin Grajau

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    I've never bought kindling in the 25 years I've lived here...just pick it up in the park..my good deed .
     
  23. Maranello550

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    Hope your green fence is not timber Rob...Otherwise it’s an open invitation for termites...
     
  24. Arvin Grajau

    Arvin Grajau Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    Visited one of Greg246's many bulk bill clinics. Today.

    Albanian GP asked me .

    "Do you drink alcohol ?

    "yes one a day whisky"

    "ok"

    "Bottles"

    Question "do you smoke?

    reply "yes 2 a day"

    "ok"

    "packets"

    In summary..............

    I like drinking , I like smoking . I like gambling .
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  25. Maranello550

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    3 bucks you pay the postage and keep the green label...
     

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