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  1. SPEEDCORE

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    They won't get away with that for long, but it's funny while it lasts.
     
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    just another Saturday night at St Vincent’s Emergency
     
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    Would have been touching the back of his Froat...:)
     
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    I do believe in these facts 100%

    FOUR FACTS

    These facts are irrefutable.
    Be careful, be very careful.

    A wise person once said:

    1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

    2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.

    3. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Carlton, Victoria Bitter, XXXX & Crown Lager.
    Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.

    AND

    4. I haven't verified this on Google but it sounds legit.
    A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it

    :D
     
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    This is 99% true, if some of the men can run faster than the woman :p
     
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    George Burns
    When George Burns was 97 years old he was interviewed by Oprah Winfrey.
    Oprah asked, 'Mr. Burns, how do you carry so much energy with you? You are always working, and at your age I think that is remarkable.'
    George Burns said, 'I just take good care of myself and enjoy what I do when I do it.'
    Oprah said, 'I understand you still do the sex thing, even at your age.'
    George said, 'Of course I still do the sex thing, and I am quite good at it.
    Oprah said, 'I have never been with an older man. Would you do it with me?'

    So they had sex and when they finished, Oprah said, 'I just don't believe I have ever been so satisfied. You are a remarkable man!'
    George said, 'The second time is even better than the first time.'
    Oprah asked, 'You can really do it again at your age?'

    George said, 'Just let me sleep for half an hour. You hold my testicles in your left hand and my penis in your right hand and wake me up in thirty minutes..'
    When she woke him up, they had great sex again, and Oprah was beside herself with joy.

    She said, 'Oh Mr. Burns, I am astounded that you could do a repeat performance and have it be even better than the first time. At your age, Oh my, Oh my!'
    George told her that the third time would be even better. 'You just hold my testicles in your left hand, and my penis in your right hand and call me in thirty minutes.'
    Oprah asked, 'Does my holding you like that kind of recharge your batteries?'

    George replied, 'No, …but the last time I had sex with a black woman, she stole my wallet!'
    :D
     
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    I don't care if this has been posted previously, but some one just sent it to me ( probably again)
     
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    I flew to ARDU in Adelaide with Hoe Lee Fook ..... I think he was drunk :p
     
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    Fun name related story.
    I went to SASCO in Singapore with QF Heavy Maintenance for a 767 reconfig, The QF Avionics team leader went to the SASCO Avionics area to introduce himself and meet the team.
    He asked the group who was the leading hand and they all said yes. Who is Leading hand..
     
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    Guy came to my door years ago selling stuff, his name was Dingh Dong ..... I fell on the floor laughing :p
     
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    Didn't I post that or did I just watch it somewhere?
     
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    I don't keep track of what you do. You work it out.
     

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