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  1. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa Owner

    Nov 1, 2003
    58,229
    Australia
    Full Name:
    John
    I may have grown up in the western suburbs of Sydney but my father gave me a very healthy respect for women ....... never never never touch a women unless she wants you to is all he ever told me my whole life and was always worried his daughters and grand-daughters would get in a DV relationship

    Personally from my stance I'll just drop the offending SIL into the drink with cement shoes if they ever hurt my girls
     
  2. jmillard308

    jmillard308 F1 Veteran
    Owner Silver Subscribed

    May 29, 2003
    6,568
    Perth West Oz
    Full Name:
    John Millard
    Correction.................... we are up to 2011.

    My standard response when asked about Perth - "we are 3 hours and 10 years behind the East Coast"
     
  3. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ
    Owner Silver Subscribed

    Dec 1, 2005
    34,670
    Brisvegas
    Full Name:
    Jon
    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Let him have his space.
    2. Sleep with him.
    3. Be his best friend.
    4. Don't bother him about his
    movements.

    HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

    It's really not too difficult but.... To make a
    woman happy, a man only needs
    to be:

    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a plumber
    10. a mechanic
    11. a carpenter
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
    44. give her compliments
    regularly
    45. Go shopping with her
    46. be honest
    47. be very rich
    48. not stress her out
    49. not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
    MUST ALSO:
    50. give her lots of attention
    51. give her lots of time,
    especially time for herself
    52. give her lots of space, never
    worrying about where she goes.

    BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
    IMPORTANT
    53. never forget
    *birthdays
    *anniversaries
    *valentine
    *arrangements she makes.


    Silly signature here to annoy KIAI
     
  4. Maranello550

    Maranello550 F1 World Champ
    Owner Silver Subscribed

    Aug 25, 2011
    12,324
    HongKong
    Full Name:
    Gary
    OLIO...
     
  5. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa Owner

    Nov 1, 2003
    58,229
    Australia
    Full Name:
    John
    It's true and you know it :)
     
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  6. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Feb 25, 2009
    28,802
    North Qld
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    simon klein
    Must be why I'm still single...again:(
     
  7. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

    Jul 28, 2010
    14,935
    Piz Gloria
    Full Name:
    EnzoFerdinand
    You do know what WA stands for don’t you?




















    Wait Awhile.
     
  8. BRDC

    BRDC Formula Junior

    Oct 15, 2012
    943
    You’re not wrong.
     
  9. Its328

    Its328 F1 Rookie

    May 31, 2017
    3,055
    Brisbane
    Full Name:
    Kim
    That’s gold!!
     
  10. PAP 348

    PAP 348 Nine Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa Owner

    Dec 10, 2005
    99,176
    Mount Isa, Australia
    Full Name:
    Pap
    NTTIAWWT. :)
     

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