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Aussie joke thread

Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. knocker

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    12 for sale on carsales is a good sign
     
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  2. simon klein

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    How many degrees lower?
     
  3. 365GTC/4

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    A 355 is lower.
     
  4. Cyt

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    I put up my price just to bring it higher
     
  5. moretti

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    Numerically, but a better car :)

    Let's ask some unbiased people ...... Steve ? Gezim ?
     
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  6. Gizzi

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    Greatest car Ferrari ever made. Just ask Mike.


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  7. moretti

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    He wouldn't know ...... he never drives it
     
  8. Steve355F1

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    The 355 is definitely the best car Ferrari have ever made and they are worth at least $500k.
    Double for a good one (like mine).

    458s and 488s are rubbish and should be no more than $50k.
     
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  9. knocker

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    Thanks chin I just up the insurance on mine $30k
     
  10. knocker

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  11. Cyt

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    Pm me your insurance company. And agreed value. We may bring up the whole 360 price between us.
     
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  12. knocker

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    I’m with Shannon’s chin, my mate just upped his insurance for a 360 spider manual with 20 something thousand on the clock for $250k
     
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  13. simon klein

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    Damn those kneebone drugs you've got must be great! :D
     
  14. moretti

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    hahahaha drugs must be for delusion but I agree, if your's is worth $500k mine will go for double ..... mostly because I've owned it :p

    And NO 458 488 is worth more than $30k, they're OHOS nobody wants :p
     
  15. greg246

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  16. Gizzi

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  17. Gizzi

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  18. Gizzi

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    Tell the truth, you sang it like I did.


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  19. Ferraridoc

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    Can't find your hat?
     
  20. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Just found out reverse cowgirl in Tassie is illegal .... seems you're not allowed to turn your back on your family
     
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  21. Ferraridoc

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  22. Horse

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    Moretti next door?


    Silly signature here to annoy KIAI
     
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  23. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    That's a dodgy neighbourhood
     
  24. islerodreaming

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    Used to be on a highway patrol car from Help Eliminate Auto Theft operation from the 90's
     
  25. jmillard308

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    The sexual activity of older men...

    The frequency of sexual activity of older men depends on where they were born. Statistics just released from Statistics Canada, World Health Organization and
    The United Nations B.O.H. Team, reveal that:

    North American, Australian, South African, New Zealand and British men between 60 and 80 years of age will, on average, have sex two to three times per week,
    whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.

    This has come as very upsetting news to a lot of us at the Bowls Club as none of us had any idea that we were Japanese!

    :D
     

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