It's not funny, and I'm not drunk.

Yes. Apparently it was quite a big job.

 

Word on the street was it looked like ******, only smaller.

 

You can't say Richard?

 

Overtime for searching ?

 

But you can say cock

 

Ossi plick?

 

Glad it went well for you mate. Hope you have a speedy recovery with minimal pain.


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Thanks mate. The discharge drugs are great.
Should be an entertaining few days...

 

So, you have a discharge, and they've given you drugs for it

 

Smells fishy

 

Filling in the admission form was interesting.

"In the last 14 days, have you been in:

1) Victoria
2) Overseas
3) Greg's spa..."

 

Some metronidazole will clear that up

 

There's a song on the National Lampoon's White Album (1980) - California Hot Tub Rectal Gonorrhea (sic) - I think Greg has it (to dangle a modifier)

 

Does the Coral Sea count ?

 

Rear quarter glass broken in my partner’s car (just a Corolla), O’Brien quote of ~$500.

Got the replacement glass myself for less than $100, it took 3 screws, one bolt and about twenty minutes to do it myself. And of course these sort of quotes would accepted all day long by insurance companies...

 

$400 win .

 

Well, would have preferred no broken glass, but yes.

 

Any cut marks to the paint or inside?

 

Shannons did the windscreen in the 355, genuine Ferrari , free

 

It's only a Corolla WGAF?

 

$ 100 Loss.

Signed: Mr Glass Half Full.

 

Really?

I find that very hard to believe John.

Half your luck if you had that win.

 

Shannons give you one free windscreen a year, got a big chip that made it unroadworthy.

Called Shannons, took it to WOB and they ordered a non-OEM, none in stock, they call Ferrari .... yep they had one so in it went

I gave the boys a carton of beer for doing such a good job

 

A Corolla with over 200k on it too, wouldn't have notice any extra little marks if they happened.