Funniest/Stupidest comments you have received about your Ferrari

I've come across a few wrecked ones, though.......

 

Many times I've left a restaurant to find people taking their picture next to the car which is fine by me provided they're not sitting or leaning on her. However, on more than a few occasions when the person having their pic taken realizes I'm the cars owner, they go running away like they stole something. Makes me laugh every time.

 

Just did a pre winter maintenance including a new ricer racing muffler (I had lying around after removing it from my kids car car 3 years ago) on Bertha. She’s my 1981 Chevy c10 pick up with a plow, Rusted Fred Flintstone floor boards and excessive rocker arm chatter. Need her to plow my 1/4 mile driveway.

Started Bertha pulled her out of the garage. I come in The house and wife asks me “was that the Ferrari I heard start?”

Maybe I did a really good job on bertha’s exhaust?


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The part I’m most jealous of? - to plow my quarter mile driveway - you lucky devil...... I always wanted my own snowplough but unless I get a remote control action man one, it’d be wasted on my little quarter acre plot! The fact it now sounds like a ferrari is even cooler. My lawn tractor does have a ferrari badge on it mind you!, as did my roombha, until it died

 

Come over any time and I’ll “tom sawyer” a free driveway plow outa ya! Plowing got old after like 2 snow storms.

Btw Bertha sounds nothing like my ferrari.


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....or you can have your own private 1/4 mile drag strip.

 

I disagree with this.

 

I'm going to say I agree with Doug about the 'great vag' comment being a compliment. When I read the original post I took it as that girl was complimenting his wife/gf's performance or ability in bed because there are a million pretty faces but if they can't back it up then they're worthless. I've had many really hot gfs who were dead fishes in the sack. They weren't my gfs for long!


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Some girls don’t understand that sex should be fun too, not just something they have to do. The best girls have the looks AND a dirty mind!

 

You make it sound as though women don't enjoy sex. I'll bet they enjoy it more than men do.

 

Some do, some dont in my experience. I’ve had some really hot girlfriends that just aren’t that bothered about sex, and I’ve had some that are ****ing insatiable! The best are the hot insatiable, slightly crazy ones!!!!


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They just don't like to admit it, as my wife once told me, admitting it would make them look like sluts, they think.

 

Going back to thread though.
While test driving a Lusso (my wife was driving, since it is going to be her car), stopped at a Red light and a pimply teenager driving a rusty minivan leaned out and yelled " what a waste of a great car on a girl, how about getting a Beetle?".
We just couldn't stop laughing.......

 

No kidding wish it was true. If it is they can stop a few minutes in cause it will look the same lol!


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That's unfortunate, they shouldn't feel that way. There's absolutely nothing wrong with enjoying such a privileged act provided to us by our Creator.

 

Funny / unexpected comment:

At the gas station, filling the tank. An older AA guy, probably in his late 60's, wearing overalls and a baseball cap. Looks like he definitely works hard for a living. Pulls up slowly in an old work truck... a very used 1980's F150 with lots of patina, ladders on a rack, various tools and items in the bed. It's almost like a scene from Sanford & Son.

He pauses next to my car, and calls over "Very nice!" I smiled and said, "Thanks so much."

He glances for another moment and says, "That's an 85, isn't it?"

Dude knew his Ferraris.

 

Next time your ear itches...Stick your finger in it and scratch...Then tell me which feels better, Your finger or your ear............

 

2 days in a row, mistook for aVette. Yesterday a middle aged lady says, "nice Vette, I love it ", I say thanks....
Today filling up, 65-70 year old guy pulls up on other side, and starts telling me how is brother has a 63 split window and has had it for 20 years, restored it, etc. And asked me what year my Vette is ? I tell him, 2000, he says really, that is like new.....

 

What model is your car? I got, "nice Porsche!" with my red 456M a few times.

 

hahahaha! Thank you, sliceddeuce ... Today's been chitty so far. I needed the laugh!

 

Always being asked what gas mileage i get from my 355 .... i simply answer by saying "about 4 tank fulls per year"

 

I was at Costco filling up gas. A woman ask if she can take a picture of my 360 Spider. She said that her 10 years old son loves customized Mustangs.

 

This is the dumbest post in this thread

 

I've gotten "Nice Ferrari!" a few times in my red/beige Porsche!
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