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How to tell if you're a Ferrari guy or a Lambo guy

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  1. RossoCorsa716

    RossoCorsa716 Karting

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    Are you a Ferrari guy or a Lambo guy?

    I recently wrote a humorous analogy to this age old question. Enjoy!

    A Lamborghini is the hottest stripper you've ever met in your life. She pushes all your buttons. She's mysterious and evasive. You will never know her mind. She most certainly has daddy issues. A night out with her is wild beyond comparison. Drugs will definitely be involved and you'll find yourself waking up in an unfamiliar place the next morning, with no recollection whatsoever. She lives a hard life and the years are unkind to her.

    A Ferrari is like a model in her prime. She is elegant and sexy, but also modest and timeless. Her beauty evolves with time, but never diminishes. You'll want her to meet your parents. Should you ever attend a funeral with her, no one would be offended by her presence. You don't even think about engaging her in a ménage because to do so would be uncouth. She makes you feel distinguished, and you want to grow old with her.

    So....which one will steal your heart?
     
  2. uhn2000

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    Using your analogy one of each sounds about right :)

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  3. 09Scuderia

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    are these original thoughts or the types of things folks said in the 70s and 80s?
     
  4. twist-a-grip

    twist-a-grip Karting

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    This exact commentary pops up in every Lambo vs Ferrari thread. Unoriginal and lame.
     
  5. Stentboy

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  6. DanielG

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    Ferrari owners wear Rolex

    Lambo owners wear gold chains

    lol
     
  7. agrun

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    That comment is a little off color and dated thinking.
     
  8. Coincid

    Coincid F1 Rookie

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    I wear neither and have had both. Generalizations are usually inaccurate due to its inherent fallibility. Modern super cars are becoming increasingly more similar and I can easily own any of them.
     
  9. TheMayor

    TheMayor Nine Time F1 World Champ
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    The 80's called

    It want's its cliches' back!
     
  10. skierlawyer

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    Got one of each. Actually have more than one of each, and some others. But variety is the spice of life!


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  11. Vertico

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    Guess i'm a lambo guy ;-)
     
  12. DanielG

    DanielG Formula Junior

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    exactly, no insults intended. I was having flash backs........

    And truth be told, I wore gold chains back then and drove an IROC
     
  13. Jcmd

    Jcmd Formula Junior

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    " Ferrari when you are on your way up, Lamborghini when you have arrived"--said one car dealer.
     
  14. cprob

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    That's actually paraphrased from an old (supposed) Sinatra quote...." You drive a Ferrari when You want to be somebody, You drive a Lamborghini when You are somebody..." something like that..
     
  15. Patek

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    Every Time I see a Lambo, I think "Man, for that kind of money you could have bought a good car". Not naming what the car is that should be bought.

    But, you know what they say about Corvette's, and you can plug in any car, "you don't even want to ride in one, somebody might see you ,and think you owned it."

    I just love all cars, and want one of every thing out there. from Lancia Delta to a Veyron, and then a Peterbilt with a sleeper. Then a D9 just to push stuff around.
     
  16. plastique999

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    Or AP's


    Sent from my 16M
     
  17. RonnieRenaldi

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  18. Ferrari 308 GTB

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    Lambo guys would also need a helipad on the yacht,so i guess that puts me in the Ferrari camp :)
     
  19. plastique999

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  20. daytona355

    daytona355 F1 World Champ
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    You guys......... some fantastic watches on show here, and great cars. Now, the real question, stripper or fashion model? Worry about cars after Hehehehe
     
  21. redcaruser

    redcaruser Formula 3
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    If we are talking about prejudice: Models are malnourished and stupid, they can only be used for representation. I have to go with a Lamborghini. ;)
     
  22. Jackp6

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  23. Ngcanada

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    Killer watches!! Is that a GP strap on the SS 44??
     
  24. Texasz

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    If your over 6 foot your a Ferrari guy.
     
  25. Cigarzman

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    #25 Cigarzman, Jul 25, 2017
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