Oh no! Man, that dude got me out of so many tickets going back to high school in the '80s. I still have his plastic/credit-card style business card that has all of the verbiage you're supposed to read to a cop if you get pulled over for DUI. Lance Smith was my backup but nothing like David. An old high school friend of mine is apparently doing this kind of thing these days but can't vouch for his level of success...hear he's pretty good though. David Breston... Good luck!