Sad by McLaren as my choice

epic!

 

What the hell did I just read??

 

Radicalized by McLaren. I see it so often among today's youth. Lewis, Fernando, and now this guy. Sad.



Mark

 

This thread is a study in international nonrecognition of sarcasm due to linguistics and ineffective innuendo in reference to historical movies, as it applies to elective spending by the Millenial Generation, and peer pressure to only buy new Ferraris.

Feel free to join in. Its fun.

 

I vote for this thread as worst thread of all time on Fchat

 

noo not even close.

Any number of way worse threads.

We got Nazi lovers, we got women haters, we got pedophiles, we got fake kings and at least 10 guys who want to help us invest (ahem steal) our money, we got it all. A spoiled, self indulgent millennial ain't even in the top 100.

D.

 

You've no idea what "broke" feels like.

You also appear to lack the empathy and values to be a doctor. Find another career. You should look into being an affluent yet anonymous nocturnal crimefighter, dispensing swift vengeance against anyone who undervalues your used belongings.

LOL! Great observation.

All the best,
Andrew.

 

I thought the op was yanking everyone's chain with his posts till I read the other threads by him and realized he is serious. Oye ve!!! This world is screwed.

 

That's right. The car you have now will continue to depreciate and you will be less respected as each day goes by. Better sell ASAP to get out of this mess before it depreciates too much.

 

I get it. I get it.

Due to hard work, studying, and investing, Abdulaziz was able to buy a used McLaren.

Now, Abdulaziz is not into material objects. And his rich friends are like him.

But middle class people, well, they are jealous. They have an inferiority complex, and they try to make Abdulaziz feel small by intentionally and maliciously underestimating the value of his McLaren. They do this right to his face. Right to his face! Again, and again.

It's not the rich folks who do this. It is the middle class!

Well, I think anyone who has been around Ferraris for a while knows exactly what the solution is:

Abdulaziz, listen carefully. You need to DONATE your car to me. Ship it to California at your expense. Just send it over.

Next time your middle-class friends make a comment, just tell them you are so rich, you did not need an exotic car, so you just gifted it to a California attorney.

Imagine how your middle-class friends will be left in shock and awe and admiration!

Just think of it!

You will be the envy of all of your middle class friends. They will be more jealous than if you had purchased a brand new F12.

When you enter a room, everyone will point to you, and say "That's Abdulaziz! He had a used McLaren. But he is so rich that one day, he gifted it to a total stranger in California ... just because he felt like it!"

And other people will say "Really? How amazing! I have never met anyone that impressive!"

No more smartass, jealousy-filled wisecracks from middle class people who can't afford a nice car and need to put you down.

Do it ASAP. This is for your own good!


Sam in Saratoga

 

Do they tell you to be aware of the black helicopters in the sky??

 

Here's a dumb question; why do you give a damn what anyone else thinks about your car and it's price? Are you really so infantile and insecure that you care what others think? Why start a mindless thread about others opinions of your car? Why not just grow the **** up and pretend to act like an adult?



Mark

 

The solution is so simple, it is genius:

Pick your most jealous friend, and have him facilitate the gift shipment. That way, he knows first-hand that the vehicle was gifted out.

I will be in communication with him to make sure he sends it out correctly, and he understands it was a complete gift.

You have to understand the mind of a small and jealous person: They see your McLaren. They are jealous. They want it. So the WORST thing you can do to them is to give it away to a total stranger. They want it desperately, but a total stranger enjoys it.

They will always blame themselves for the poisonous and jealous comments they made. They will always regret it. And you will smile and tell them "sure, one day I decided I did not want it anymore, and I gifted it to a total stranger on Ferrari Chat ... simply because that is the kind of person I am!"

 

Clearly you have issues. Your posts are contradicting themselves.

 

An F12 won't make you look bad.

This thread makes you look bad.

 

Well, the government, late at night, has a fleet of black helicopters that it sends out to collect information on its people. They have infrared, cameras, listening decides.

Very likely they have footage of you writing a check for 70k for the car. Even more likely they have looked in their database and cross referenced all the middle class people you know and have distributed the footage of you writing the 70k check for your car. This can be the only explanation why people continue to make fun of your user car. Because you only paid 70k for the car.

It's best to go to the local sheriffs office and offer proof to the contrary. Otherwise no one will ever believe you.

 

Simple solution, just print out all those ads you posted here and tape them to all your car's windows. Then when people say your car isn't worth crap, just tell them to read the windows and weep!

You could also tape a couple Rolex ads to the mirrors. After all it's not you owned a Patek Philippe.

 

The problem with your rolex is that it's easy to fake. A lot of the people you encounter probably assume your watch is phony - especially when you're only driving a 70k car. You see, the stainless steel colored ones are very easy to imitate. What you need is a solid gold rolex. These are much more difficult to fake accurately since the gold plating would wear off and it's obvious.

 

Lol. WTF is this thread?

 

Thread of the year, and it's not even the end of January!