My favourite sandwich - honey rollover and lettuce on top.
setting them on fire .... hmmm, never thought of that, isn't that known as the Joan of Arc syndrome ?
The band is as bad as the idea that fighting with a bigger club with your missus is going to achieve anything positive other than an expensive and messy divorce settlement!
I have led a pure life compared to you but I am onto wife #3 they don't get better, just playing the same CD they all get at birth , played with the random setting on