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steven seagal is a badass...

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  1. Ryan S.

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  2. starboy444

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    Steven Seagal should run for Governor of Illinois or New York state.

    He pretty much took down and OWNED every tough-guy in Chicago or NYC!


    "I know you're a scumbag and a puke, I don't mind that, but give me what I need and I'll leave here a nice guy. If you don't, I'm gonna **** you up. " S.S.
     
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    Thats tough! :D I will have to use that quote on somebody one day. :p:p
     
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    #4 starboy444, Jan 8, 2007
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    PAP, I think this thread should be for the official F-chat Steven Seagal fan club.

    You will find me here very often!
    He is a genius and my personal hero....:D
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    Is this thread a joke? People actually like Steven Seagal?
    I'd like to see Chuck Norris kick his ass.
     
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    That's exactly why this thread is SO necessary!
     
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    Bad, , , A$$...? NOT..! You want to hear the story about how an extra put a sleeper hold on him, tell he crapped his pants…? (ha ha) Apparently he IS the baddest, , and was telling everybody all about how bad he was/is, and totally working over the biggest extra.

    How do I know this…...? You see, Steve and his Ex, Kelly LeBrock, bought a bunch of land, in my old stomping grounds,,,, Tepusquet Vineyards in Tepusquet, CA.
    Steve is gone now, but Kelly makes some of the best wines in the world. The drive in your Ferrari, from Santa Barbara, is a perfect day trip.
     
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    LMAO! The hairless wonder should fight Chuck for official top INTARWEB badass status!
     
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    Lord Seagal would pwn Chuck Norris.
     
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    I disagree. Chuck has proved himself in many forms of combat.

    Basic hand weapons, machine guns, martial arts, and machinery, Chuck has all the skills required to win.

    He has also been SWAT, MIA and a POW !!
     
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    Your hero? Fair enough. :)
    I like some his movies and I like his dry sense of humour. I am sure he can handle himself. ;):)
     
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    I was being sarcastic about the hero part..

    His movies are low in thought, but high in entertainment!


    "You guys think you're above the law... well you ain't above mine!" S.S.
     
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    Wasnt the mob after him or something for some shake down?
     
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    lol..they obviously backed down cause they new hed f em up.....
     
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    Heard about that... I think some "investors" duped him and his money into
    some phony businesses, and there were a bunch of lawsuits as a result?









    He then tracked them down one by one, beat their aSSes, dismantled their bomb, put the boss in jail, and got his money back without ever taking his black jacket off...... hahaha;)
     
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    Hahahaha!! Sounds like his new movie. :D:D
    Which was the same his last 60 movies. :D:D
     
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    Didn't SS get beat up in a 7-11 or something a couple years ago?
     
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    Haha!! Did he?? :p
    Reminds me of when Van Damme was "humbled" by his ex-bodygaurd Chuck Zito. :p

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    Word spread quickly through Manhattan about a Wednesday night celebrity barroom brawl involving action star Jean-Claude Van Damme and a former bodyguard for not-much-action star Mickey Rourke.

    A spokesperson for the upscale topless bar Score's--infamous hangout for the likes of Howard Stern and his cronies--confirms there were indeed fisticuffs involving the parties.

    No police report was taken and no arrests were made. Publicists for both Van Damme and Rourke refused to return phone calls on Thursday.

    However, Friday's New York news tabloids were breathless with details, not to mention quotes from the I-Decked-Van-Damme man himself.

    "He's just a very arrogant and disrespectful person," says Chuck Zito, the ex-bodyguard (who reportedly also worked for Jean-Claude, as well as Sylvester Stallone, Sean Penn and Charlie Sheen), sometime stuntman and current president of the Hell's Angels, in the New York Post. Zito claims responsibility for the Van Damme clocking.

    Trouble started when Van Damme walked into Score's with Rourke. Zito walked over to the table to shoot the breeze with his former bosses.

    When Zito and Rourke turned their back on Van Damme, the Street Fighter star reputedly started dissing Zito.

    "He was saying, 'Chuck Zito doesn't have any heart,'" Zito tells the newspaper. "There are people who will take that kind of abuse. I am not one of them."

    So, Zito asked Van Damme to step outside. The way Zito puts it in the Daily News, the so-called Muscles from Brussels took off his glasses and was "gearing up to come at me."

    "I just didn't give him a chance," Zito says.

    No, he didn't. Zito floored Mr. Hard Target with a one-two suckerpunch combo.

    Rourke played peacemaker: "If I weren't there, Chuck would have killed him," the actor tells the Daily News.

    Van Damme left the club under his own power, reportedly signing autographs on the way out.


    Poor ol Van Damme. :p:p
     
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    Funny story, and it's likely all true. Shows the standards of today's popular "martial arts icons".

    I'd like to see any bodyguard, *any* bodyguard try something like that with the late great Bruce Lee.
     
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    That would be a great match-up.

    Bruce Lee is short and fast, where S S is tall and has a powerful reach. S S was never known to take beatings and make a comeback.

    He usually finished the problem before it became one.....;)
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    you forgot Chuck was once one of the D-boys !!
     
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    Simple rule when dealing with Hell's Angels: watch your back. They'll attack you when you're not looking, in fact, that's their preferred method. They attempted to disrupt our race at the Cow Palace in the 70s. They didn't last long. They are big when you're not looking, when they've got their friends, but when the odds are even, they aren't much, never were.

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