As I reflect back on successful hookups over the years, I can't think of one that wouldn't have laughed in my face if I told her I had a "tea cup yorkie" at home.
Oh...that's a dog? I thought it was like a British Tea serving tray or something. No dog should be under 80 pounds after 18 months...otherwise...it's.....well........too small.
Wait a minute. Have you seen a teacup yorkie? You're kidding...right?! http://www.moonlightkennels.com/
hmmm ... I don't know if insecurity runs through everyone's blood but I don't really care how big the dog is ... like i've said before I've owned, trained, and raised three pit-bulls ... raised both my parents rottweillers? ... but if it makes everyone feel better about a member of this forum owning a tea-cup ... I had bought it as a gift for a girlfriend of mine who ended up moving to LA within a month of getting the dog and told me she didn't have the responsibility to raise her ... so the dog is now mine and turned out to be the best addition to my list ... in fact I will never own a big dog again unless I have lots of land or a huge backyard ... until then the Tea-cup yorkie's it is ... those of you who object to little dogs because "oh my god what will other men think of me" can also follow this link www.invigorex.com ohh ... and for those who want a good quality tea-cup go here www.yorkiepup.com
That's not a bachelor's pad....that's a friggin' Maxi Pad. You've got it all wrong - why waste money of puss-movies that chicks like in order to keep them around after blowing your wad? ****, man, pork 'em and blow 'em out. Keep tampons around? And Midol? Why?? You like nailing a bloddy gash? Christ, tell 'em to stay at home until the flow has ended. A real bachelor pad is a place where a GUY can feel at home, without pot-poirrie (can't even spell the damn crap) and doilies all over the place. A damn hole where you can leave the toilet seat up, with **** streaks in the bowl without a care. A place where nine-day old dishes can give birth to colonies of currently-unknown bacteria. A place where a guy can watch a hockey game with his pals and not worry about shoes on the sofa. Bachelor pad - MY A$$. You described a perfect b!tch pad.
Thank you ... it's people like you who make it possible for guys like me to barely have to do anything and really impress ladies ... at first I thought "what an idiot" but then I came to my senses and actually hope there are more people out there with your mentality to make my game easier ... continue spreading your gospel my friend ... Dario
What are you, the NOW Poster boy? I swear I heard 10,000 lesbians orgasm upon reading your post. I honestly do not know any women that would fall for your game. If I took a chick home, and she saw "Sweet Home Alabama" in my DVD collection next to the complete "Anne of Green Gables" series, she'd call into question my manhood. If I managed to salvage anything after the DVD fiasco, you can guarantee that she's bolt the minute she found a box of tampons and a bottle of midol in my medicine cabinet. What other way can a guy scream "I am cheating on my GF!" than by having feminine products in his bathroom?!!?? You've been watching WAAAY too much Lifetime, buddy. I suggest you rekindle a romance between you and your balls, because ignoring them only turns them into shriveled man-ovaries.
I'd like to add a ROTMFFLMMFARTFO!!!!!!! Please post a picture of your tea cup yorkie with todays newspaper
