| Author | Message | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6818 Registered: 8-2002 |
This is great...! Solly, here is the thread about the stolen Algar F50... | ||
| Stephen Etheridge (Surreytr)
New member Username: Surreytr Post Number: 2 Registered: 9-2003 |
F50 tracked down to Poland...?  | ||
| Rob Lay (Rob328gts)
Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 6461 Registered: 12-2000 |
Salesman when he returns... "OK, who's the one playing the practical joke!?!" | ||
| Mister Jones (Davey_jones)
Junior Member Username: Davey_jones Post Number: 155 Registered: 9-2002 |
or BOSS: ..........How did he get it into 2nd? | ||
| Mister Jones (Davey_jones)
Junior Member Username: Davey_jones Post Number: 154 Registered: 9-2002 |
SALESMAN: (running back to algar & out of breath) BOSS! BOSS! That guy that flew up from Atlanta just stole our F-50!! BOSS: What!? Which way did he go? SALESMAN: I think he headed north! I could hear him changing gears for at least a mile or more! BOSS: (with a puzzled look on his face).......... You mean there's more than 1 gear? | ||
| DL (Darth550)
Member Username: Darth550 Post Number: 401 Registered: 7-2003 |
....add to warranty. AS IS / WHERE IS IT? DL | ||
| adrian low (Audionut)
Member Username: Audionut Post Number: 361 Registered: 4-2003 |
Solly, someone posted that an F50 was stolen by a "client" during a test drive. Should still be a current topic within a day or so. | ||
| Warren Balla (West662)
New member Username: West662 Post Number: 45 Registered: 8-2003 |
They'll probably just deduct the sticker price of the salesman's pay checks. His life is now Algars. | ||
| Ed Bolian (Mred)
New member Username: Mred Post Number: 8 Registered: 8-2003 |
why do algar salesmen wear tennis shoes with their suits? The jog back. | ||
| Frank Wiedmann (Frankieferrari)
Member Username: Frankieferrari Post Number: 395 Registered: 8-2003 |
Or,maybe those guys that were chrome plating an F50 for the rapper(another previous thread)screwed it up,and needed to get a replacement car...FAST! (see,all those years of driving my 308,and keeping the 'stache, have paid off-I think I solved the case!)...I guess it paid to watch all thoise old "Magnum" reruns while I was laid up. Now,all we gotta do is find 'em! Call Rick and TC! Better get Mr.T,too! | ||
| Frank Wiedmann (Frankieferrari)
Member Username: Frankieferrari Post Number: 394 Registered: 8-2003 |
Maybe the Magnum P.I. folks were reading all our posts about what kind of car Magnum should come back in ,in the remake of the show. And,since the F50 is an open top car... | ||
| Paul Bianco (Paulie_b)
Member Username: Paulie_b Post Number: 939 Registered: 1-2003 |
Drive now....pay later. (when they get caught) | ||
| Ben Cannon (Artherd)
Member Username: Artherd Post Number: 996 Registered: 6-2002 |
Mr. Crazy Eddie, meet Mr. Crazy Test Driver from Hell. Or "Oh, sorry, you wanted to get in? I'll have to be more paitient next time." "How many Algar mechanics does it take to service their F50?" "5, but you have to kidnap and chloroform them yourself." Best! Ben. | ||
| Niels Schouten (250lm)
New member Username: 250lm Post Number: 49 Registered: 8-2003 |
An now we finally know what ALGAR stands for: Anonimous License Gives Adrenalin Ride. | ||
| GThomas (Ferrariartist)
Junior Member Username: Ferrariartist Post Number: 229 Registered: 2-2003 |
 GT ps this is fun... i'm usually not one to poke fun at other's misfortune but.... (: | ||
| Dan (Bobafett)
Intermediate Member Username: Bobafett Post Number: 1478 Registered: 9-2002 |
GT: awesome!  DES: a few good chuckles! --Dan | ||
| Mr. Doody (Doody)
Intermediate Member Username: Doody Post Number: 1853 Registered: 11-2001 |
ROTFL gthomas! doody. | ||
| Dave Burch (Merlyn)
Junior Member Username: Merlyn Post Number: 153 Registered: 8-2002 |
This actually happened to me when I was working for Porsche in Oakland CA. Test drive, we change places, and the guy just takes off!! The police had a house under surveillance on a drug deal, and the guy parked in front so they ran the plates and picked up the car and the perp. He had the effrontery to plead not guilty, even though I identified him in court. Later on at the same dealership two guys walked into the service dept. found a Turbo with the keys in it and just peeled out of the service entrance. They crashed on the freeway a few minutes later. There's lots more stories like the guy who broke into the dealership at night through the skylight. The alarm went off and the service manager met the police and went through the place. No perp to be found, but all the doors were locked. Police notice a bathroom door is locked from the inside so, in a loud voice they ask the manager what gives? He says, also in a loud voice, "that door is never locked, just blow the lock off with your shotgun" From inside a voice says "don't shoot, I'm coming out" | ||
| Tom Bakowsky (Tbakowsky)
Member Username: Tbakowsky Post Number: 669 Registered: 9-2002 |
How does an Algar salesman return to the dealership after a test drive? He walks. | ||
| GThomas (Ferrariartist)
Junior Member Username: Ferrariartist Post Number: 227 Registered: 2-2003 |
 GT | ||
| Norm Plaistowe (Normp)
Junior Member Username: Normp Post Number: 166 Registered: 11-2001 |
All cars come with a full tank of gas- no stopping for the first 200 miles | ||
| Steven J. Solomon (Solly)
Member Username: Solly Post Number: 628 Registered: 6-2001 |
Could someone fill me in on what happened at Algar? Sounds like a customer drove off with an F50, but what are the details? | ||
| Ralph Koslin (Ralfabco)
Member Username: Ralfabco Post Number: 879 Registered: 3-2002 |
DES: Why would you think the salesperson is in trouble ? Just wait until the insurance check is opened by the owner at the dealership for the value of the F-50. LOL Atta boy ! | ||
| Norm Plaistowe (Normp)
Junior Member Username: Normp Post Number: 165 Registered: 11-2001 |
All of their cars are advertised "as is" | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6816 Registered: 8-2002 |
Matt - ROTFL...!!! | ||
| Matt (Matt_lamotte)
Member Username: Matt_lamotte Post Number: 628 Registered: 10-2002 |
Now here this! NO MONEY DOWN!! Drive it home today! | ||
| Troy Watts (Troy_watts)
Junior Member Username: Troy_watts Post Number: 64 Registered: 9-2003 |
You boys are cold! | ||
| Niels Schouten (250lm)
New member Username: 250lm Post Number: 48 Registered: 8-2003 |
Why are there no price tags behind the window? You do not need any cash to get the keys and drive away with it! | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6814 Registered: 8-2002 |
What's the difference between a test drive at Algar and a test drive at any other dealership...? A test drive at any other dealership usually ends back at the dealership! | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6812 Registered: 8-2002 |
Niels, that's awesome...!!! LMAO...! | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6811 Registered: 8-2002 |
What's 15 feet long, 8 feet wide and filled with nothing but air...? The space in the Algar showroom for the F50! (Please see picture below for visual reference.) | ||
| Niels Schouten (250lm)
New member Username: 250lm Post Number: 47 Registered: 8-2003 |
'Gone in 60 seconds' should now be training material for their staff! ;-) | ||
| Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328)
Member Username: Azzuro328 Post Number: 509 Registered: 4-2003 |
LOL | ||
| Mr. Doody (Doody)
Intermediate Member Username: Doody Post Number: 1852 Registered: 11-2001 |
oh des - you are so totally never going to get treated nicely at algar now! very funny though! doody. | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6810 Registered: 8-2002 |
Why did the Algar Ferrari salesman cross the road...? To find another job! How many Algar Ferrari salesman does it take to sell a Ferrari...? None, the cars are just taking off without any sales assistance! What's the difference between Algar Ferrari and Ferrari of Long Island...? An F50! What do you call it when Algar refuses you a test drive...? An anti-theft measure! Just having a little fun; i don't mean anything bad by it... i actually feel bad for the salesperson as s/he was just doing his job and probably got reamed (if not fired) after this whole thing happened... i'm sure s/he will look back at this one day and laugh... | ||
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