Okay......Steve R here, reporting after my 2nd day of Ferrari ownership. Just brought home the 355 Spyder yesterday. Day 2, captain's log: No sign of hair re-growth as of yet, will the recession end???? My sexual organ has also shown no sign of being larger; I still feel inadequate and remain insecure about myself. Woman have not lined up nor offered to have meaningless sex with me. I thought I had some action, but it was some fat-chick noticing the all-you-can-eat buffet just behind me. As January approaches and my chronological age turns 40, I have no reason to feel I'll be passed by with the plague otherwise known as Mid-Life-Crisis. Could I have been misled? Is there some button I need to push? When will this Ferrari thing kick-in and make me feel like the 20 year-old youth out to spawn with super-models? Oh the horror..................
No sign of hair re-growth as of yet, will the recession end???? Hair loss will increase at a startling rate if you are driving the spyder as it is meant to be driven. My sexual organ has also shown no sign of being larger A Ferrari only compensates for having a little twiddler. It will never make your twiddler any larger than it already is. Woman have not lined up nor offered to have meaningless sex with me. Buy a Diablo or hang out with Maranelloman.
Boots. Gotta add cowboy boots to your look, that will lure them in for sure. Trust me, feet are what women look at first. Oh, buy those boots about size 14, stuff toes with paper, wear with pride. DM
ewwwwwwwwww - you had meaningless sex with maranelloman? not that there's anything wrong with that.... doody.
Starkling discovery! I really think it has to do with the fact you picked the wrong color. I've heard a stainless exhaust will help your sexual performances, though. If that's not a good way to convince your wife you all need a Tubi, I don't know what is!!! Doody - LMAO!!! Now that's wrong!!!
Steve, Now you are scaring the crap out of me, as I will be 50 in 39 months. I have not had the hair thing yet thankfully, have the "Irish curse" so no ferrari will help that, married so when chicks do come up to me I just get frustrated - it doesn't happen anyway, so another thing I don't worry about. Love the post!!! LOL
Results will take some time to start to show. An application of stainless steel and carbon fiber will sometimes speed up the process. Sorry I can't stay any longer, I have someone here looking for more meaningless sex.
LMAO! You deviants are cracking me up. Keep dreaming of me, fruitcakes!! Image Unavailable, Please Login
That's right .......I told her it had meaning for ME!!!!!! LOL! I also concur that the BOOTS are what is missing from your equation.......Tony Lama is the minimum spec I'd recommend...Luchesse is better.......... Size 12 at least....... Also, some Oakleys or nice RayBans....THAT should do it......... Have you tried Bowling Alleys or a Roller Rink??, maybe a Sonic??, as a last resort..
Just don't start buying clothes from this guy: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=58506&item=6730351842&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQgotopageZ1QQsassZlostriaQQsorecordsperpageZ50QQsosortpropertyZ1
LOL...wearing size 12 boots to drive a 6-speed 355 brings new meaning to the phrase "ran outta talent"...
Typical new owner, you didn't read your owners manual, it states hair growth may take up to 6 weeks to appear and member enhancement takes even longer, also you are trolling at the wrong spots, try Starbucks and drink your coffee in the car while talking on your cell loudly about the imaginary big $$$ deal thats closing today and everyone needs to get with it or you are going to fire them all when you get back, that usually will get some play.
You put the boots on when ya get out....leaving one pants leg snagged up on top, in the uber casual mode....it says "I don't give a d@mn what you think........" It's the multi-millionaire horse rancher look...............
