Hey! Don't make fun of the man... Can't you see he's in the back of a limo playin it real smoove. Puttin deals together and keepin it real.
"Duuuuuude, so I have these Ferrari A-holes totally duped man!........Hold on, I am getting another call.......Hello?....hello?..F-chat avengers? The gig is up?What the hell are you talking about?"
"For only $.99 the first five minutes talk to hot & horny collage co-eds that want to talk to you! All major credit cards accepted, all charges after the first five minutes may vary."
"Yeah baby, keep talking...just another minute.....WHAT? You need my credit card number to continue?"
For those who missed the build up to this. It's helpful to know that this is one of the Fchat Trolls. Adds to the flavor. Details here: http://ferrarichat.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26969
1. "So if I help you get your five million out of Moosesylvania, I get how much?" 2. "Really?! A first edition "Green Lantern"?!"
OK! OK! OK! I'll give you the 10 y/o unused condom AND the petrified Playboy for your Mickey Mouse watch BUT THATS MY FINAL OFFER! DL
Hey man, I just won the biggest butt-crack award at the plumbers convention! Hello Operator ... what's the number to 911? I'm wedged between the seat and the streeing wheel in my Yugo and can't get out. ... O'kay OnStar, I've got the sunroof open but the fart is still wafting around inside ... what do I do next? Yea man, they sell these T-shirts at Walmart ... they're way cool ... got a pocket on 'em and everything! Hey Man, look at the interior of the friggin' car I'm washing!
"For directions to the nearest In-n-Out, Press 1. For directions to the Chicken Ranch, Press 2. To leave yourself a voicemail, Press 3. If you've rolled over and need assistance, please stay on the line."
Hi Rob its me Gentry, would you like to invest in aw never mind, please will you let me rejoin under another name, please theres so much money to be made here.
Hello, Lenny the Loan Shark? I couldn't get the money... Yeah, I know that if I don't pay back, you're going to shave the other cheek and other arm... Yeah, and could you ask your button men to not tease me about my "effeminate" arms and tiny hands?... No, I swear my tiny hands aren't, I mean, are the reason boy- I mean girls call me "Tiny."
"Hello, Mrs Peterson? I have this GREAT opportunity for you, it's called Amway, and let me tell you how it's going to change your life forever! Wait, no, don't hang up... you're not afraid to be rich are you? I've made millions personally with this program - as a matter of fact I'm calling you from my luxury yacht in the Carribbean right now. Hello? Hello? Mrs Peterson????"
Or, better yet... RING....RING...."Hello, Lemus residence" "yeah, Matt? What's up - it's Gentry. Listen, I'm on my way over... the gig is up, I can't beleive I got caught. Your 'brilliant' advice on how to fleece ferraristi didn't work out. Is Gary Green still there? Ask him if he wants something to eat... I'm stopping at Wendys, BK, McDonals, Dominos and Arbys on the way, so whatever he wants I've got him covered"
