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FREE Prostate Cancer Screening for F-Chatters!

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  1. UroTrash

    UroTrash Three Time F1 World Champ
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    #1 UroTrash, Jul 16, 2004
    As a special service for all my friends on F-Chat, I will be running a FREE prostate cancer screening this afternoon!

    If you would like to participate in the screening, all you have to do is drop your pants, climb up on your desk and press your rectum tightly against your computer monitor. Then wiggle left to right for a few seconds. Make sure you press VERY HARD against the monitor.

    Now get some Windex and clean your monitor.

    Last step is to reply to this thread with your usename and I will tell you your results.

    You’re welcome.
     
  2. Enzo

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    #2 Enzo, Jul 16, 2004
    I just got some funny looks from some co-workers when I did this. Is this a nigerian scam by any chance??
     
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    #3 Enzo, Jul 16, 2004
    oh and by the way anyone have any windex I can borrow?
     
  4. UroTrash

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    #4 UroTrash, Jul 16, 2004

    Pat, I'm happy to report you prostate is in just FINE shape!

    Now, get out there and use it!

    Return to Clinic: 1 year.
     
  5. Brigitte

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    #5 Brigitte, Jul 16, 2004
    What the he*l is wrong with you :) hahaha

    I don't have a prostate but it sounds like fun just he same. hahahaha
     
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    #6 Brigitte, Jul 16, 2004
    Pat here's the windex, I don't want it back thou you can keep it ;).

    That's okay.
     
  7. UroTrash

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    #7 UroTrash, Jul 16, 2004
    I'm having a little trouble with this one... I don't understand...the anatomy....
    hmmm... sorry, can't help you.

    Next please.
     
  8. MikeZ_NJ

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    #8 MikeZ_NJ, Jul 16, 2004
    How am I lookin, doc?
     
  9. UroTrash

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    #9 UroTrash, Jul 16, 2004
    Broad and smooth, seems OK except.... you don't happen to be a sheep farmer do you?
     
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    #10 MikeZ_NJ, Jul 16, 2004
    Foiled again!
     
  11. UroTrash

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    #11 UroTrash, Jul 16, 2004
    Next.
     
  12. BigTex

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    #12 BigTex, Jul 16, 2004
    For help with Brigette's results you may need to consult 96Impalass's profile photo.

    Go check it out and see what I mean. I'll check back!!!
     
  13. UroTrash

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    #13 UroTrash, Jul 16, 2004
    Ah, Alan, well you know when we did your sex change operation, we only made that laughable excuse for a penis, we really didn’t build you a prostate, so you’re OK Buddy!

    Now about your PAP smear.....




    NEXT!!!!
     
  14. tonyh

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    #14 tonyh, Jul 16, 2004
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    #15 BigTex, Jul 16, 2004
    You didn't search 96impalass did you? He has the chart you need for Brigette's results....It's pretty funny!


    I wasn't trying to insult your intelligence...WTF? :(

    Have a good weekend! ;)
     
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    #17 Dom, Jul 16, 2004
    Here's mine, hope all of the hair doesn't get in your way (it's tough being Italian).

    Dom
     
  18. UroTrash

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    #18 UroTrash, Jul 16, 2004
    Broad, smooth, very manly, Yes a Manly Gland!

    Check back nent year Dom!



    NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  19. UroTrash

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    #19 UroTrash, Jul 16, 2004
    Oh yeah, now I remember those parts!

    It'd be hard to insult a Urologist!!!
     
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    #20 Brigitte, Jul 16, 2004
    I'll go look but I'll tell ya now....I'm scared.;)
    ___________________________________________________________

    Nice Chart how swell of Britney to Volunteer for that.
     
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    #22 tonyh, Jul 16, 2004
    What's the false hand holding ?? :confused: *shudders*

    EDITED to say; i just read what it is *retches*
     
  23. UroTrash

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    #23 UroTrash, Jul 16, 2004

    It looks like that is one of several size prostates that are inserted from the from side to teach students what normal, cancer etc feel like. I think the rod simply holds it in place. I think. Its your site. :)
     
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    #24 tonyh, Jul 16, 2004
    Thanks for the explanation, doc. I can cope with a prostate examination just fine as long as your there and i'm here ;)
     
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    #25 UroTrash, Jul 16, 2004

    BTW, you need to windex your screen, there's a little smudge there...

    Let's see, let me check....yes...yeah... smooth, firm, a little swollen, yes, seems to be soaked in Guiness Stout, yes a typical English prostate!


    NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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