If you have nothing to say, post it here!
"ode to a small green lump I found in my armpit on a midsummer's morning..." (anyone get the reference?)
Are you saying I may be dying!!! OMG! Someone help!!! Is that how you spell "dying"? Who cares! My days are numbered! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
You freaks read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy??? Hahahahahahhahaha!!! O, wait, so did I. Those may be the weirdest books ever!
Ever notice how snot from one nostril can have a higher viscosity rating than snot from the other nostril?
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It's called "the nothing thread". Not "the I'm a grown man watching a kids show how scary is that?" thread!
Some excerpts from various poems: "She knows the secrets... Bones and pieces, thrown in keyless holes and seen as lonely meanness... i only mean this prose to be, composed of neatness, so complete... The feelings that have grown in me, grow to be my only weakness... i only plead you don't defeat the only piece of me i know to be... Reflections, reflections, just a smile and a soda, see...?" ========================================================== "Midnight, Navy, Powder, Baby" Soaked in volume... my smile superceDES all other feelings; the world shall not know. Soaked in volume... i flee from i, flee from, i flee, from i; the world shall not know. Soaked in volume... if participation is non-existent, i am piqued... at the peak; the world shall not know. Soaked in volume... i can't hear myself think... good; The world shall not know. Soaked in volume... i'm midnight, navy, powder, baby; the world shall not know." ========================================================== King Midas Touch "i cannot king midas touch you for you would turn to dust. there is such truth and travesty, some lies, some tied, all insipidly miscible with each day's intangibles. never taken for granted, though our chests and eyes don't sync. please understand... i cannot king midas touch you for you would turn to dust." ========================================================== "how many more words can we use...? i'm hurt and confused... being who i am is worthless to you... i deserve the abuse that emerges from urges of servicing you... certainty spews, i'm certain we use the surface, though nervous, to furnish, we muse, and learn what we knew... how ironic... what's burning in me is burning in you... my eternity skews the yearning for earning whatever may serve to let me swerve into you..." ========================================================== "Maneater "i wish i was like you... ...easily amused." Measily, she used; legally confused, we, eagerly abused. See deceit and choose to be the meat she chews. We, elite and few, see the sweetened view; eat and leave at two. Completely beaten, weaned and weakened too, she deletes the feats that seemed to speak in you. Seek and ween the feud. When no longer necessary, you're free to speak the truth. "find my nest of salt... ...everything's my fault."
